Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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bipolaradhdfml 0
#141, you just repeated the last thing I said. All that the post says was he heard a girl say that she didn't think she was pretty, so as he was leaving he tried to make her feel better, and he got punished for it. You can't just decide that he's omitting bad information. The only way you can make that sound anything but a nice thing to do is by inferring information. How is that any more invasive than helping old ladies cross the road? Are you saying we shouldn't do nice things for strangers or compliment them to make them feel better? So if you see someone drop their groceries down the steps carrying them into their house with full hands you don't stop to help them? No wonder the world is such a crappy place, with people assuming that when people do nice things like this they're pedophiles or creepers. You don't have nearly enough information to assume he's a bad person. How do you get that out of his post?
amanda_panda_ 0
awww thats so nice of you. it really sucks though that her dad punched you in the face.
prettiep 0
wel thats messe up :p lol it was nice thing u did though
npearson5290 4
Ever heard the saying, "No good deed goes unpunished?" Well now you know first hand experience. Just to get a better idea of what happened, how old are you and how old is the little girl? haha
AnneFTW 17
Aww that sucks! That was really nice, the Dad was just a very angry retard.
turgenev_fml 0
That's assault, you should report it to the police (or else have killed him in self-defense, but it's too late for that).
CurdledMilk 0
This is why the world is so ****** up. People like you are dwindling, and people like the father are mating. I realize parental instinct may have taken over, but seriously... punching? That's a little over the top. Oh well. What you did was extremely nice. : )
Louieman 0
Sounds like you bumped into an Eddie Carbone w/ his daughter...
fueledbyamy 0
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He put it in 4 threads. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only put this in 7 threads. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary
summer66_fml 0
u should have realized that would sound creepy if ur a guy...which u probably are judging from the way the dad reacted... & how old was the girl??