Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
babawaba 0
YDI, pedo
lawlatnubz 0
@#36 If the father punched a girl in the face, then he would have been a HUGE asshole. I'm assuming that he wouldn't punch a girl/woman in the face out in public. Not that I think anyone should be punched in the face; that sucks, OP. I feel bad for the little girl =[
bennylove 0
Lawsuits are your friend. People who think he deserved it for getting involved in "other people's business" or say there's a "time and place" for this ought to consider that there's also an appropriate response for that, and punching the person in the face is not it.
massivebox 0
your intentions are noble, but exercise some discretion when it comes to complete strangers
deaditegirl 0
Assuming the OP is a dude, you may have deserved it depending on how old the girl was. Listening in on peoples' conversations and making comments about the appearance of underage girls comes across as creepy at best. You probably meant well, but you have to think about how you'll come across to someone who doesn't know you.
yesbutnotyou 0
THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!
LilKonvicted 0
You don't happen to drive a van with FREE CANDY written on the side?
rukusrazor 0
Ok, ok.. How is saying that someone is beautiful automatically hitting on them? I have a niece and I tell her she's beautiful and in no way am I hitting on her.
carelisma 0
You should have started crying and screaming that you are completely rehabilitated and would never touch her.
malnourished_pig 5
this just made my day
zymn 6
sounds like somethin i'd do, but NEVER in front of anyone's parents. that's like... suicide.