Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Top comments
_Noon_ 0
YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.
Broc 0
She just knows how to get a tip!
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Broc 0
She just knows how to get a tip!
americayay 0
And she spots suckers a mile away. Seriously, how could you NOT know that that was a line to get money?
klumzy0123456789 6
maybe she is the pretty one and ur the ugly one. think of that???
rosaleehoohaha 0
AHAHA #1 ROFL SO FUNNY I'M THUMBING MYSELF UP NOW :')
NeatNit 33
this is the weirdest comment ever
liljon3 0
yup, she wants the biggest tip possible! thats smart of her!
Ieat3gnomes 0
They work for tips! :O OP is ******* retarded.
MissCuteStack 12
ikr
Joe2794 0
She just says that to everyone for a good tip.
midwestjerk 0
1) She says it to get tipped. 2) You're from Kentucky. I doubt anyone there is very attractive.
HannahJoButtons 2
Midwestjerk, hmmm I would agree with that name! Perhaps you don't remember that Tara Conner (former miss USA, 2nd runner up for miss Universe) was from Kentucky. Now we may not all be beauty queens, but that was a rude statement. And I would like to know HOW living in Kentucky makes you automatically unattractive. I didn't realize that they herded us ugly people here in a totally separate place than all you beautiful people from other states. We "ugly Kentuckians" can always have plastic surgery, but you, on the other hand, will always have a stupid attitude....I think I would rather one jerk think that I was unattractive than have everyone know that I am ignorant. But good for you, flaunting your ignorance like that!!!!
midwestjerk 0
The fact that about 50% of you are inbred hicks accounts for the uggo factor.
Mozilla_fml 0
Screw off.. >.>
regalarius 0
Hey, I have some hot cousins. >.
cucuto89 0
Understanding the concept of 'Most' -- epic fail
intotheblue 0
They didn't say most, genius. Midwestjerk is just at troll, Hannah, don't let dickheads like that bother you. OP: YDI for letting it go to your head. When salespeople hit on me, I automatically assume it's to make the sale (or get the tip, in this case). Now if some person on the street or at a party or whatever starts flirting, that's probably genuine. Learn the difference, dear.
midwestjerk 0
Goddamn right I'm a troll. Kentucky = Ass ugly inbred freaks.
dark___wizard 0
ur just stupid
redsox4021 0
think about it of the population what percent is attractive? it's not as high as u think. maybe 1 out of 4 or 5 20-25%
shepaintsmusic 6
19.or maybe you're obnoxious and take things too seriously
emokittyluver 8
Johnny Depp is from Kentucky and he's hot
kelseysking 26
#60 you have it wrong that's west virginia.
Eli0 0
How can a waitress know how kind someone is?
thumb_r0ck3r 0
Selfish much? Ha. You probably are ugly and deserved to have this happen.
Mozilla_fml 0
When I read this, I thought, "mean much?" about the OP, and then a LITTLE sympathetic. It doesn't mean you're ugly though, it's probably scripted for her to get a good tip, raise, promotion. All that. ;/ FYL.
intotheblue 0
Erm, I thought moderators/staff had that little star thingy next to their names now. I hope they don't have people like this moderating... Though it would explain a lot. :(
spirited_away33 0
Anyone can be a moderator. and #9, for the record, no one cares if you moderated it.
too_much_fun 0
I agree. The "ugliest girl you've ever seen in your life" was probably thinking the exact same thing about you.
_Noon_ 0
YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.
spillproof 0
She wants a good tip