teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Marc
United States
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
leah
San Jose, United States
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Dexter
Worst prank ever
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Anonymous
Power move
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
erin
Stranger danger
Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML
permanently scarred
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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RokstaRx88 0
he wasn't being a dick he was showing concern but the stupid irrational bitch punched him
katTKD 0
don't worry op. karma will take care of it
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spidersilkx9 0
she's sensitave. don't be a dick.
paxpix08 0
Did she died??
RokstaRx88 0
he wasn't being a dick he was showing concern but the stupid irrational bitch punched him
spidersilkx9 0
rockstar.. there's this little thing called sarcasm. maybe you should google it m8.
BigPappaSimo 0
be easy on rockstar...its hard to learn sarcasm from books :P
Mehness 0
True that, 26. Especially interwebz sarcasm, where it's less sarcasm and more of a funny remark :P
OochenSnoochen 15
rockstar sounds like the kind of person who would punch you in the face for asking if he's alright
rgriff95 0
you sis, are ******* retarded.
pink_mx_braap 0
falcon punch!!!!!!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
face punch, Australian for "I just need some lone time" Fosters, Australian for beer.
marinus_fml 20
lol almost everyone commenting here is from Australia =O and even Perth lmao. rockstar you're dumb like Sheldon from the big bang theory
dane4422 0
ur the dick how would u liked to be punch idiot fker
mfmylifesrsly 30
did it hurt?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
was she ok? oh and u2 also I guess.
goloso 0
that's funny lol
sukaaa 0
i woulda asked chuck norris to round house that mofo
beingloved 0
I guess she was not okay.
greatwyt 0
abusive woman!! you like the pain? mlolzee
to3_tag 0
how is "asking a girl if she is ok" being being a dick? stop being yourself because you come off as a bitch
nerdsgetmehot 23
#41 Sheldon from "The Big Bang Theory" isn't dumb-- quite the opposite, in fact. He is, however, not very adept at picking up on social cues and doesn't know how to act in social situations. His behavior, paired with his stunning intellect, suggests Asperger's.
WearingHats 14
I'm pretty sure that was his point 104, and if you think about it, he could be considered dumb even if he is book smart.
christa953 12
she was probly reeeeally upset haha
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
I like how people ask if ur ok after they see you in tears. it seems obvious to me
scateice 0
WHERE DOES IT SAY ANYWHERE THAT THE OP IS A GUY!?
ShadyFTW1 0
I definitely got a dudely vibe from this
iHOOT4Hooters 0
OP, you have now learned to not mess with girls when they are on their periods.
analyzewithin 0
Sheldon is also waaaay hott. Just had to throw that out there. :)
kiddisskidd 0
he's not a dick? girls like when people ask what's wrong when there crying. she's being a b!tch about it because she had no reason to punch a guy in the face that cared.
masaha11 0
I didn't know Asians played football.... #23
monner123 3
24- There is sarcasm, but there is also a dictionary to spell sensitive right.
katTKD 0
don't worry op. karma will take care of it
greatnt249 0
How delightfully trite.
FireBug24_7 0
Are you sure it isn't karma already taking care of something else? Texas sucks btw, and yes, I live in TX.
Horrified86 0
Karma doesn't exist. Cute idea, but non-existent.
justinhi 0
I'm sorry but Texas is the best state
ifinsane 6
That's when you hit back
vevi 0
that sucks
penguins17 0
ydi for carrying
004savage 0
good old mood swings
BigPappaSimo 0
ahhahaahahaha now we can all take a valuable lesson out of this... I don't know what it is.. but I'm sure there is one!
unfortunate_13 5
next time, put on some pants before you're going to comfort a girl
Yorih 19
34 that made me lol ;-) unlucky OP. maybe she wasn't okay? :-P
ThePwnapple 0
Punch her back. Women need to know their place. Domestic abuse FTW
perdix 31
You shouldn't have cheated on her and then try to be alll nicey-nice. YDI, you lying, two-faced rat bastard ******!
blo0_starZz 0
ahahaha! i lol'd :')
10_4Franky 0
First thing that cane to my mind.
far_east 6
wtf is all that bullshit!?! thats like facking 99% assumptions.. what made you think they were going out? derpppppp... maybe shes just a pmsing little bitch
iHOOT4Hooters 0
I think she got locked out of her kitchen!
Masenko7 12
174=killed me
lickmyjock 0
shoulda made her a sammich fool
Bees_fml 0
What's a "sammich fool"? Is that someone who makes lots of sammiches? If so, I want one!!
JessiiBabii 0
:0 are you the lady that posted the Fml earlier about having a manstache?! lol, just joking. & aw op, at least you have a sense of humor.
lickmyjock 0
thanks but you're a little young for me.
jazzyv94 3
ok?
bluebell707 13
Maybe coz you looked scary :/
far_east 6
lol op is a pedo? o.O "hope ur all rite, here have a lollipop."
loski87 4
I could see why she might be annoyed, but you didn't deserve to get punched in the face.
Schizomaniac 24
You may think I'm yanking your chain, but I had a dream someone who looked like you punched me in the face.
lajaynay 15
Pendatik, your picture gave me a horrible case of the giggles. :)
Schizomaniac 24
It's true, Pendatik. This was destined to happen.
Schizomaniac 24
If it is purely for research, then by all means.
Schizomaniac 24
I tant tulk right anymore.
drewyork 0
ydi bitch
evanizle 0
lol