dealingdave
United States
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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corporatescoundr 25
Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...
ThatGuyRory 9
I like strangers.
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corporatescoundr 25
Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...
coolcaarlos 3
hahaha I would have grabbed him and pretended I was a stranger!
HahaHokayThen 10
15- horrible idea. As if it wasn't suspicious enough.
The_Troller 14
Normally I would reccomend a spanking as punishment but in This case...
urdirtyolduncle 15
Pedobear approves.
Jakesterk96 8
Kids say the Darnest things!!
whatup360 1
Stranger danger!!
matt5217 4
Thanks to David Spade....
ThatGuyRory 9
I like strangers.
michaeljcaboose 7
They do have the best candy!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
They also have the best rape.
bitchslapped22 14
50- You, sir, just won
pompousjackass 10
#97: Here lies your joke; savagely beaten to death.
PElexander 5
This is awesome. Totally sounds like something my kid would do.
BrownEyes97 1
I would do it to my dad.
zurisbloodyrose 0
I've done it before. It's fun. And a great way to spite my mother.
LadyGore 12
It's funny until someone does it to you. Won't be so funny when your being questioned by the police because your child's a ******* brat.
nofearjenshere 12
STRANGER DANGER!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
He just wanted to give them some candy!
BayleeWasHere 1
STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
borkchop1992 15
come here kids cause im gona grape you in the mouth
upyourzlolz 11
Is that really what water polo looks like?
borkchop1992 15
i changed my info just for you
flockz 20
so what color was the spray paint on your van?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Pedobear feels threatened by you. He was about to make his move when you came.
wooley29 8
Funny, but maybe he needs to be read The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
capnbzarr 43
Yep, that's what I was gonna say. Read it to him every night until he tells you he's sick of it. Then make him explain the moral of the story to you. If he can, then you can put that book back on the shelf.
Wangan_Warrior 9
Serves you right for having a 7 year old bf :P Haha jokes but Your kid is a funny little bastard though ;)
coolcaarlos 3
What?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
You're profiles pretty accurate. I think I do hate you..."drifting"...commmmmmon...really??
bvbarmy1234 2
...your comment and profile made me want to kill babies. Please go away. And never return. Kthxbai.
efemel94 7
Nice face, potter
A7X_LoVeee 10
"I'm Bisexual and I mostly go for girls. I have a gf." Hun, that's what we call a lesbian. Don't kid yourself.
Buttsexpirate 9
It's gonna turn into that south park episode isn't it? Its the start of the epidemic. In 1 week kids are going to have large scale battles because all the parents are in jail
jackeechan 10
I love that episode
MinecraftDragon 5
That episode rocked :)
cannabliss96 0
The magic "m" word