Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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panda_bear511 0
I'm sorry Homophobes, even homophobes that you're related to, are a pain in the ass Don't pay any attention to what your Mom says (however hard that may be) and good luck coming to your other friends/family/etc.
biancagolden 0
You should've said "I bet God doesn't like bigots either"
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Comments (48)
bks913 0
hehe awkward!
panda_bear511 0
I'm sorry Homophobes, even homophobes that you're related to, are a pain in the ass Don't pay any attention to what your Mom says (however hard that may be) and good luck coming to your other friends/family/etc.
fuckthatnoise 0
I know how you feel. I have thought about leaving a book out or something like that.
fantome_fml 0
Wild Things?
junjouromantica 0
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Isn't your mom a little too old to have an imaginary friend?
ecilart 0
i'm so sorry, bb. i really hope your mother is more understanding when you come out. :(
Jasper_fml 0
i'm so sorry. that sucks. don't bring a girlfriend to your house. go to their house.
biancagolden 0
You should've said "I bet God doesn't like bigots either"
Jimboom 12
Sorry to hear that. Sounds like your mother is a bit stuck in her ways. Though you could always turn it around and say "Your overly religious way of bringing me up turned me into a lesbian. Well done." See how she likes the tables being turned on her. ;-)
onigiriqueen 0
You probably should have figured out a better way to do it... coming out of the closet is hard, but do you really need to put searing images of two lesbians making out into her brain when she clearly hates gays? You probably should have asked advice on that one from a third party :( **** BOTH of your lives.