Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Pleased to meet you
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Sorry…
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Prepper
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Reported
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
FMLfangirl89 0
awe that father was clearly a jerk. I dont think you deserved that at all. Even if you hadnt heard what she said, its always nice to compliment complete strangers, it makes their day and yours. I STRONGLY disgaree with #110
randomgirl13 0
aww, that sucks. u were only trying to spread some good in the world :/
jabbaundead 0
thats really cute :) how come i've never met any boys that would do this!? anyways. normally the consequence of a compliment isn't a punch to the face. wow. haha
Merlin_44 0
i agree with 66. I would punch you too if i saw an old guy hitting on a little girl.
pineapples_fml 5
YDI for being a sketchball. there's a huge difference between telling that to a daughter of a friend and saying it to a complete stranger's kid... you're the reason why fathers are so over-paranoid over the welfare of their daughters.
desso 0
lol@#43
exile529 0
guess being nice just doesn't always work out for the best.
kellyyo 0
good intentions, but probably delivered in a creepy way
aquariusbeauty 0
Aww your so sweet =)
ricin_poisoning 0
The OP said "a young girl", not "a child". There's quite an age range in "young girl".