Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
hurr 0
Wow, so many YDIs -- wtf is wrong with you people. How could this possibly be taken the wrong way? It's not like the OP had any nefarious intentions -- he or she was just walking out the door and trying to brighten someone's day. What other ulterior motive could he/she possibly have?
bigrederin 0
I'm calling fake.
rabidhatter 0
Did he also yell "take that you lying sack of shit!"? That would seal the deal...FYL and F his daughter's L.
InspiredByGaGa 8
I hope you're not in America; you could get sued for sexual harassment.
whateverpeople_fml 0
awww that's really sweet.
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
no good deed goes unpunished
lovell_says_hey 0
and people like him get to have children because... ?
vers_fml 0
seriously OP, you WERE eavesdropping AND butting into someone else's business.. And the father obviously though you were also a creepy pedophile and was trying to show you that being a creepy pedophile is not okay especially with his daughter. You should have seen that coming miles away when you go up to a "young girl" and tell her she's beautiful right in front of her father (especially if you an adult male. Whether you're in your 20s or 50s, saying that to a preteen stranger unsolicited is completely not ok!)
requieminadream 0
Mind your own business, pal.
lazorzpewpew 0
Agreed with #58. Just because you think someone's beautiful and you tell them that doesn't mean you crave raunchy sex with them or you intend to.