Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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mewzik 0
that could be seen as complimentary...
jgupta86 0
Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much
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Comments (209)
chellinha93 0
stupid boys... fyl
ZleveL 0
smart girls, ydi
CityHunter_fml 0
nice =]
Insert_Wit_Here 0
You deserve it for having a great rack.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
My comment was aimed at #2
littlexlion 4
The hell? You think your life is ****** because of a guy is holding melons to his chest? -_- Melons are a compliment, at least he didn't hold up two grapes.
well_this_sucks 0
bahahaha nice but yeahhh it's a compliment from them in a weird way
Lia_Mackenzie 4
#16, the image of a guy holding up grapes to his chest instead of melons made me gigglesnort. Very nice. OP - I agree with the rest of the panel. This is SO not an FML. I would've laughed my ass off if I walked in on one of my boyfriend's friends doing that, and would subsequently have teased him for the rest of his life. Enjoy your melons - they obviously do.
canucksrule88 0
LOL epic line...enjoy your melons :)
HamsteronA 0
I thought exactly the same just kiwis instead
grkdotnot 2
I agree she's a stupid girl UNLESS Hers are more like watermelons.
Pyrbaby 0
So you have a nice rack. FYL.....how?
lrb081 0
So you're bitching because you have boobs? As a chick with B cups, I'm gonna tell you to go ahead and pack sand!
vetter_fml 0
I think she so desperately wanted something to post of FML she took the "worst" moment in her pretty decent life she could think of...OR she isn't willing to go the extra step to actually post something humiliating--despite the anonymity that comes with the internet.
possumisawesome 0
She's probably blond. = P
Witchcraft_fml 5
Either that or she really wanted to brag. Maybe she's a compliment-digger :/
kbaker90 0
So your life is ****** because you have big boobs that your boyfriend appreciates? I'd say your life is blessed.
Hotness101 0
long live big boobies!!
lem0n_fml 0
i can't even bring myself to click FML or YDI. cuz. i'd be thrilled if that happened to me.