Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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mewzik 0
that could be seen as complimentary...
jgupta86 0
Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much
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Linka_fml 0
So this is an FML because he was in a way, saying you had nice boobs, and he was being a dude? Right.
jane99 0
we need an 'eh' button. get over it.
Mulada 0
Today, my girlfriend said my penis was as big as an oak tree. FML. Seriously, take it as a compliment!
max_the_moron 0
YDI You deserve a compliment like that, you obviously have a nice rack. Good for you!
AshleyRose784 0
umm...grow a backbone and take it as a compliment.
LegndNikko 0
"OH MY GOD! SOME GUYS SAID THAT I HAVE BIG BOOBS! MY LIFE ******* SUCKS!!" Dear lord...
open_book 0
that's not relationship breaking though its just embarassing. At least you didn't catch him making out with someone
janise 2
I don't think she is saying she is upset he liked her breasts or that she has large breasts. It sounds like the FML in this was the embarrassing situation of walking in on someone she just met talking about her boobs. That would be an awkward and embarrassing situation for anyone. I can't believe so many people seemed to have completely missed that.
chicagochick 0
I don't get why even that's embarrassing. I've been around guys who just blatantly make comments about my body in front of me. They don't do it all the time, and it's not in a totally gross way, so I just laugh it off. Seriously. You wanted to brag about your boobs on here or you are extremely self-conscious and uptight. Either way, you seem insecure. And sorry if I misinterpreted; I'm just going off what I know.
alijacket 0
Why are people agreeing that this is a FML????? Aww, I am SOOO sorry that you have a bf AND big boobs. Awful. I know plenty of women that have a hard time w/ the size of their breasts (too big or too small). But, it's not a freaking FML. You're not dating the moron that was demonstrating the size.
movies12 0
How is that bad. Your getting a compliment.......unless they were really small watermelons. Than that would be bad, but honestly I would take that as a conpliment.