Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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mewzik 0
that could be seen as complimentary...
jgupta86 0
Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much
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Comments (209)
Xx_f_us_all 0
win lol
juneping 0
why this is a FML?? you should be flattered.
BadOwner 0
pics or its fake
KaylaMLR 0
Whys this bad? You got big ****, good for you :)
nuttinick 0
where the big?
Atara223 0
Just how the hell did this make it past the mods?
Xx_f_us_all 0
113, they were distracted by her enormous hooters lol
btwilysfm 0
um okay... WTF. you're offended because they think you have nice boobs? WOW. most girls would take that as a compliment. just sayin...
NorfolkDude 2
Obviously you never hear guys talking. Guys talk about that stuff all the freaking time!
plexico 4
If you had gotten there two minutes later, you'd have seen him holding a dead fish over his crotch.
littlexlion 4
lol! I think that comment just made my night. Thank you.