muddled
Joliet, United States
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
nice is not enough
Better late than never
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Top comments
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.
wierdos_rule 0
Opposites attract....
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Comments (162)
wierdos_rule 0
Opposites attract....
The_Hitdude 12
Does that make her a vegetable?
cch2014 1
I think it means she has nice melons
Sarah_moustache 9
At least your boyfriend doesn't have more in common with the cantaloupe, so he's not fruity.
waswashere 0
Are you a short fat person with a spray tan?
Jonkbaby 23
looks like you guys cant-elope. sorry..
geerod22 5
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Colonel_Lexi 18
21-you just called her Snooki.
Fml_FTW228 10
43-What's that from?
iluvhobos 5
109-The Real Slim Shady, by Eminem
AssTard 15
Then you should do the obvious thing: Break up with your boyfriend and date a cantaloupe.
ahti546 11
You both lay there like inanimate objects during sex?
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.
_ebbonyy 11
woo ebony
munkyjunkie 7
they've both had the boyfriends penis inside them.
lebronesque73091 12
What exactly do you have in common with a cantaloupe?
hclover 0
#79 nothing, that's the point
tehaustiebear 34
Juicy curves, a lushous body, and somebody's seeds inside of me.
saintsrocksocks 10
Luscious*
squid_board 8
You should tell your boyfriend that.
lamdat5r 10
You are too fat to walk and instead crawl on your belly?
lamdat5r 10
I can't help but feel stupid now. For some reason I interpreted cantaloupe as caterpillar. Dyslexia, you win again. :@
SexyQueen0905 24
If so, go for the cantaloupe. You've got to keep your options open.
_YeahImMe_ 0
Well, look on the bright side! Maybe your boyfriend likes cantaloupes :)
JSwerv3 6
You both get ****** by your boyfriend?
ifeelhatedlol 0
Don't even want to know
plaguer 26
It's pretty hard not to know. Not exactly subtle.
challan 19
American Pie 10... Cantaloupe Happens Spring Break 2012
theonex17 15
You must have a bad fake tan
The_Hitdude 12
Look on the bright side OP! Almost Everyone loves cantaloupes! Except your boyfriend, I guess...
linkinpark98 24
This made me suddenly crave a cantaloupe..... Man, I'm hungry. :/
I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
How did you come about this discovery?
smoshiee 8
... You eat kittens??