Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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mewzik 0
that could be seen as complimentary...
jgupta86 0
Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much
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Comments (209)
iian01 0
Mmmm i love me some tity
iian01 0
Ever girls should be proud to have big titAY
Me27 0
I'm a woman with big breasts and I say to the OP: What is your point? This is not an FML.
kristy32 0
oh wow, get over it, lighten up a little?
dELiA14 0
uhh... this is a complement! if you have melon sized boobs, then you wouldn't be complaining also, the fact your boyfriend thinks they're big is even better
spotty313 0
How is this bad? you have huge ****, great. are you that self conscience? LAME!!
Billy_Coen 0
Well if it made you feel better, they could of used grapes instead.
omgyoukilledkeny 0
dude ok breast reduction surgery is like slapping god across the face for giving u a awsome gift-Superbad I just watched tht movie :D
gleek18 0
Ok OP i definitely understand where you are coming from. You idiots obviously have no idea how it feels when you are introduced to people and the only thing they notice is the size of your breasts. It sucks. I'm a 36 E and i have to put up with that all the time, all you people saying that she is crazy for not taking it as a compliment and that she should be thankful she has big boobs are stupid. Having them suck, the only attention you ever get from guys is about them so it is actually nice to get compliments about something else every once in awhile. Also OP if you are really getting sick of having big boobs and if they are as much of a pain for you as mine are for me reduction surgery is one of the best decisions. I'm getting mine done in February and am incredibly excited. I can't wait to be rid of the stupid things.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
That's like slapping god in the face for giving you a beautiful gift...
ah_09 0
hahah this isn`t fyl or ydi ! its funny, my boyfriend does that stuff all the time just with his friends and such, don`t be insulted by it. if you are just talk to him about it and i`m sure he wouldn`t do it again. but at least it shows hes not embarassed by you or he wouldn`t have let you meet all his friends :)