Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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mewzik 0
that could be seen as complimentary...
jgupta86 0
Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much
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KissMeKillMe 0
This is in reply to all the bitches who quite obviously have small boobs. All of you say that you REALLY want big boobs, you have no idea what it's like so how can you judge those who don't want them? I am a 32J and I HATE it. I never get any attention from guys unless it's to look at my boobs and they can't see past it, that is all I am to them. Note to guys, sometimes it would be nice if you noticed ME. Not my chest.
tbagg74 0
your chest is a part of you so they are technically noticing you...
salsa010 0
i agree
salsa010 0
...with kissmekillme
LRSandTJB412 8
36 J, honestly? I don't think so. There's no such size unless they're fake.
AdamGD 0
in guy-land, that is the best compliment that we can give a girl =D be proud of your smokin hot rack!
Fsvb 32
@ 158 I've had better compliments. No, not about my ass or some other body part, but about personality. We are not all dumb girls that like being treated like meat.
LRSandTJB412 8
In girl land, it's not. It means your a pig man that only cares about women's appearances
Topknot_Forever 0
FML fail. This is a compliment.
kukopia 0
ANOTHER LAME FML I'm gonna start demanding names of the mods that approve the shat like this!! Doesn't merit a vote.
rum_fml 0
why would you be pissed big boobs are the shit
lprothman3 0
That's a damn compliment dumbass!!! Not a damn FML!!!
confizzled 0
How exactly is this bad? So your boobs look like melons. So what? thats a GOOD Thing.
penisface69 17
good for you. congratulations.
sbakri 0
dude i would say FML if i was the dude who was holding up the melons...what an awkward moment haha
sammichbitch 0
I'm a 36DD and hate it. Big boobs aren't exactly as amazing as the flat bitches of the world think they are. When you have them, you realize what a pain in the ass they are.