Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, a colleague said I looked “different” and I thought it was a compliment. It turns out they meant that I looked “tired and stressed.” I smiled awkwardly and said, “Thanks?” while internally dying. FML
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gz_fml 0
It sucks to be insulted when you are honestly trying to make someone's day better for them. Sorry about your bitchy co-worker!
Noob30 0
HOW ******* HARD IS IT TO TYPE "YOUR/YOU'RE"?! HOOOW, HAAAAARD?!!
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babaa_fml 0
Great so she said u were lazy, doesnt mean ur fat. i vote "who ccares?"
Noob30 0
HOW ******* HARD IS IT TO TYPE "YOUR/YOU'RE"?! HOOOW, HAAAAARD?!!
rougissez 0
More of an "Awkward Turtle" situation.
Starchild21 3
Don't forget the awkward turkey too :)
peoc 0
Why, oh WHY do you post links to your myspace? Ill continue the trend by linking other sites :S __________________________________________________ http://www.songknight.com http://www.google.com
Starchild21 3
Maybe it's because I can? ______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
peoc 0
Well so can I - But it doesnt stop it being annoying ___________________________________ http://www.songknight.com
Starchild21 3
Perhaps it is annoying, but no one likes a little bitch, so how about you go play "hide and shut the **** up" =)
vendris 5
I like little bitches.
peoc 0
quote from your profile: 'I love to dance, read, and treat women with respect and appreciation' Treat women with respect? Really? Calling me a 'little bitch' is respect? Whats Disrespect then? sorry, meant to reply to starchild21 ___________________________ http://www.songknight.com
Starchild21 3
You're right, I'm sorry for making it childish. What I should have said is that I'm sorry if it annoys you, but I'm just exercising my freedom to post what I want. My apologies _______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
peoc 0
no harm done ;)
sublime93 0
Its ok, starchild needs lots of attention, hence the myspace page advertising. 'Tis a shame
cerebellum_fml 0
boom roasted
Starchild21 3
That's right Sublime very astute observation. After all why would anyone not post a link without wanting it to gain attention? Your understanding of the obvious astounds me :) You do sound a bit lonely and depressed and seem to enjoy picking on people though, have you ever considered being a politician?
IamSpartacus 0
The obvious? Starchild, you're the one that with the first 4 comments, hid from the fact that you just wanted attention, and saying "it's because I can" and "I'm just exercising my freedom to post what I want", and when Sublime said something, you knew you couldn't deny it. You're the one who wants attention. You've lost.
Starchild21 3
What's your point? "Because I can" and "Just exercising my freedom" are the outlying factors, while "attention" is the point. Yes I do want people to check out the myspace, that's why I put it as a "signature". You wanted my "attention" by addressing "Starchild", so you really don't have a point, plus I never said I DON'T want it nor denied it. It's as if you can't understand simple concepts. FYL for being so "special" :)
IamSpartacus 0
I can't understand simple concepts? I think you're a little confused, because based on your last comment, you have no idea what my point was. Read it again, dumbass. Maybe you'll understand it.
Starchild21 3
I just responded to the attempt of a point you had, and it really didn't hold. I'm sorry you think I'm a mirror image of you, but I'm really not that insignificant or horrible looking, just bring your camera a little higher to cover the rest of your face. You said I was attempting to dodge that everything I do is about attention, and I told you straight up I know it's about attention and I bask in the limelight. So really, what's your point? Please call me a dumbass again and explain it to me step by step like your girlfriend taught you about sex. :) _______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
legit_tofit 0
hahahahahahaha.
kitkatkelly 0
Awww, but sleeping in is so niiiice.
CFR 0
Well, at least you don't have your head up your ass. Note that she's the one who's stressed out, not you, so you're better off than her.
whatsupitsbrian 23
She probably didn't try to be mean, she was probably joking
Nacirema20 0
Haha, thats mean... :) Well... is she rite?
mav1986 1
atleast you tried to cheer her up
gz_fml 0
It sucks to be insulted when you are honestly trying to make someone's day better for them. Sorry about your bitchy co-worker!
Bloodknight 22
Then take the hint...
xCrackerx 3
Sleeping in is fantastic. Don't let anyone tell you anything different.
echolot 0
Haha, amen to that.