Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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mewzik 0
that could be seen as complimentary...
jgupta86 0
Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much
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Comments (209)
EpicFishFingers 0
Here's a way to look at it: Your boyfriend is going out with you because he found you attractive when he first met you. Then he found out he liked your personality. Any relationship can be traced back to superficial things such as looks. But I can see why you would find this offensive; it is a bit insensitive.
freddyyy 0
I guess I can see how, for some people, this would be an FML. I have a friend with HUGE knockers and people love to comment on them to the point that it's starting to wreck her self esteem. She finds it humiliating.
ChemiclyInsane 0
FYL becuse your boy friend is telling his friends that you have big boobs?Most girls would be flattered.What's your issue?not an FML at all.
Vaetrus 0
So... you are a girl... and you got melons... ?? So?
shroomis 0
do the same thing to him except with a hot dog ;D
Yawn823 0
lol mini hot dogs if ur pissed about it, foot long brats if u end up accepting the compliment ;)
shroomis 0
and how the **** wasn't this moderated...
RuralNinja 0
Would you have preferred they were oranges? Sop being a bitch and realize it was a compliment.
Jonno8825 0
Embarrassing sure, but not **** your life worthy Now I'm waiting for her boyfriend's post "Today, I got busted talking about my girlfriends awesome rack... now I'm not gonna get laid... I was complementing her goddammit! FML
superninny10do 0
Why do all these chicks gotta be nagging about big boobs. Shit I've got real 36DDDs and I don't have any problems with them. Embrace your body!
Grillypower 0
all of you guys who put comments on. you're ******* retarded. you can't understand how girls feel when you make fun of their boobs. they DO NOT feel flattered. but REALLY embarassed. that's a major FML! ******* idiots.