Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
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neverfind 20
Did you make a police report?
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, you had time to get the license plate number and a description of the vehicle to give to the police.
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Comments (4)
Boy 1
Funny?
neverfind 20
Did you make a police report?
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, you had time to get the license plate number and a description of the vehicle to give to the police.
WistayShlaio82 13
It’s almost as if...they knew it was your car. I bet they laughed and there’s a video online some where