Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML
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Top comments
Edo369 8
Thats pretty rude... I wouldn't have woken my girlfriend up, I would've moved instead.
freshberries22 17
Your boyfriend is better than me because in my house when my boyfriend's sick I quarantine his ass. Still I'm sorry you ended up on the floor op, that was a cruel thing for your boyfriend to do especially when you're sick. Feel better op, but before you do make sure you give your boyfriend a big sloppy kiss for kicking you on the floor.
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Comments (86)
Skyanne 11
... Then why are you in your boyfriends bed? Go home & rest at your place, weirdo. Wanna get him sick too? :/ "merry christmas babe, got you the flu!" But, he shouldn't have rolled you off. That was rude.
J08J 20
Maybe they live in the same house, and something happened to her bed?
Skyanne 11
Eh, if they lived in the same house I'm pretty sure they'd just share a bed. But you could be correct, plausible theory.
nycwrestler 17
I would assume they don't live together, but only because she said her boyfriends bedroom floor and not her own bedroom floor. But anything is possible.
maxmex13 7
Either way, I think we can all agree that the boyfriend should have found somewhere else to sleep.
andyyroxx 20
Anything other than rolling OP off the bed.
subwaysurfers 13
How do you not wake up after being rolled off a comfy bed to a hardwood floor?
Snoopy0718 14
Maybe op lives alone in her own house, but since she's sick maybe her bf let her stay with him for the night so she wouldn't be alone.
MatteKudasai 17
51- It didn't say what the floor was made of. That being said, you'd have to have pretty damned comfortable carpet to not wake up from that.
WhatYouMean 4
You just completely contradicted yourself -.-
freshberries22 17
Your boyfriend is better than me because in my house when my boyfriend's sick I quarantine his ass. Still I'm sorry you ended up on the floor op, that was a cruel thing for your boyfriend to do especially when you're sick. Feel better op, but before you do make sure you give your boyfriend a big sloppy kiss for kicking you on the floor.
iop330 22
OP should kick him back, in the nuts.
j_cat187 20
10 go away, thread jacking is not welcome.
Edo369 8
Thats pretty rude... I wouldn't have woken my girlfriend up, I would've moved instead.
Skyanne 11
You're a legit gentleman, god bless you.
nycwrestler 17
Allah bless you as well.
Edo369 8
Haha thank you both. Even though its the same god, just a different name.
nycwrestler 17
Not to mention I am neither Muslim nor Christian.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Another gentleman! I'm not alone on this world then! A fine gentleman.
1bigcat 6
And that is why your girlfriends stories are not on FML...
Kalipczo 21
If he was a good boyfriend he'd let you sleep and move onto the couch or something if he got uncomfortable. What's he going to do when you're pregnant and have morning sickness and stuff?
YacL 15
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slooooow down there.
tj5810 21
That escalated quickly.
Kalipczo 21
Merrrr
Eorlas 31
Calm down.
YacL 15
Really rude of him, but still, you should have slept in a separate bed or something, so he won't get sick too.
misanmiqi13 6
it's a good excise to break up with him
Wishez 12
Who ever said OP wanted to break up with him in the first place?
Mearemoi 14
Is that your solution for everything?
j_cat187 20
**** my car broke down, time to dump my girlfriend.
BellaBelle_fml 23
That is such an immature approach to relationships you have there. I'm guessing none of your relationships last long at all with that attitude.
VVeetard 8
What a douchebag
skittlestrailmix 14
Ya douchebag. Such a *****!
skittlestrailmix 14
I guess no one really knows about Pickles from Dethklok...
PrincessLiLi_fml 7
It's ok. I got the reference.
Bemilu 4
If you have the flu you shouldnt be sharing a bed. Youll get him sick.
SuperDanielNL 23
Hey, at least you're hot according to your boyfriend. On a more serious note, get well soon OP, having flu sucks.
amara92_fml 10
How rude cant believe he done that to you :/ you can find a better guy who will give up the bed for u instead of pushing u off.
nycwrestler 17
Maybe she can't?