Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Top comments
Mojo66930 0
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.
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Comments (225)
Nickramos 0
Ewwwwwww! Dreadlocks!!!!!!!!!
xxtruelyblondexx 9
W.T.F is wrong with your parents...
skyeyez9 25
hand your mom a pair of hair clippers.
Steve95401 49
Dad will need to go to Home Depot to get his pubes trimmed.
mccutie936 6
XP EWW
ScenePower 1
Next time....knock
keibaby 6
U think thats bad my parents make me buy their condoms then they lock me in the room and have sex right in front of me
KRS_13 0
What the ****?
rainbo955 0
Pics plz!
buddyguyfriend 1
Or that u had to see ur dads penis? That wasn't scary?
tit4tat22 3
Move out! Quickly
perdix 31
I wish that when someone uses the "Which is worse" construct, we could cast votes for our choice. Can't the web masters at FML set up voting buttons to see what the people think is worse? For the record, I vote "mom braiding them." I know that ELPH (extremely long pubic hair) is a hereditary condition, so the OP is doomed to a life of frequent shaving and waxing. As a side note, Canon Digital Cameras are overwhelmingly the choice in the "bear" community.