Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Top comments
Mojo66930 0
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.
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Comments (225)
gow16 2
LOL
gow16 2
LOL
Jimboom 12
Buy your dad a shaver for Christmas
wwwowww 4
BOTH!
sierra142 19
fake.
cheriloowho 0
I'd do a lot of "gross" things for my hubby, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. Seems that line is pube braids. Good to know.
RaquelW 7
I wonder if they were just doing it for ***** and gigs, or if it's the only thing that gets them going these days after years of marriage.
kelsielgreen 0
are you sure your mom wasn't doing something and you're gullible enough to believe that she was just braiding his pubes?
RedPillSucks 33
Because the real vision was so much worse than braiding pubes? Unless she was braiding his dick with her tongue, I can't think of what would be worse.
Zoranius 6
Today, i read a FML that made me puke on my clothes. FML
nabesh 5
hmmm..must be hurt.