Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Mojo66930 0
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.
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Comments (225)
CurlyGurlF 6
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.
SoundGood 14
Yupp that's it for you! I think therapy would be the next step
caseyymarie 0
lmfao.
jpate91 0
Scarred for life hahah. Thats awesome
ZombieLoveA 0
Aha! XD omg. You made my day op aha
RileyXoxo 0
holy shit ewwwwwwww
chryses 3
They had that much free time =))
inked_upbaby 2
All I'm sayin is suicide is not the answer for seeing that...pewh
localgrl26 6
that is too funny! haha, scarred for life!
marie44_fml 0
Talk about being SCARRED FOR LIFE! I recommend therapy ...