Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Mojo66930 0
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.
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Comments (225)
bl0w0ut 0
imagine all the other things your parents do. ew. poor you.
cantdobetter 2
ohh this shit is disgusting I hope your lying...
jwill27 5
Grody! No offense but your family's weird
WeAreScrewed 3
121- Indeed. Although I was joking about being a female.
footcheezeez 16
Can it even grow that far?
daisysanchez24 7
Ugh, parents should really learn to lock their doors. ;)
love_player 0
Thats just wrong in so many ways eww... You must have been embarresed????
IxCallxBULLSHIT 9
Um!. . . . . . . . That's GROSSest fml ever. . . . May your dad go bald down there!
WeezysGurl05 1
That's disgusting .
redtigerlily 5
They are bonding. I don't know it sounds pretty cool that they are comfortable enough for them to do that.