Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
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Comments (99)
gearhead369 20
Much better than her asking you to help i'd say!
ColonelCusswords 24
honey start with the parts i cant see and well meet in the middle
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
tormcn 26
I'd never sit comfortably in my living room anymore.
keiNan_fml 35
Don't ask her about it ever. ***mind bleach needed**
SubparAtBest 23
If you use normal bleach that works too! You won't remember a thing.
91hayek 31
Why was she lying down? Wouldn't that be harder for her?
kingdutchhy 19
I guess that's what you call: cutting edge technology!
amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
jessi_sunshine 26
And ours.
SubparAtBest 23
Sounds like a hairy situation.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I thought we were past this.
SubparAtBest 23
If not now then when? if not here then where?
brownapple 22
If you're a guy then hard on you.
keiNan_fml 35
how is that different if OP is a girl??
nana_star 27
Maybe it has something to do with girls already having a ******, who's had to trim down there themselves.
limabeans101029 21
I don't think anyone of any gender would want to witness their mother trimming her pubic hair in the living room...
Miss_Moody23 19
On the couch...
Feklfekl2222 32
I think it was an erection pun
ColonelCusswords 24
Lets all get together and figure this out
PegLegRacing 34
Want to, no? But as same sex you see more of that parent naked growing up. So less traumatic. And as an adult, open showers after playing basketball at the gym or something. It happens. One needing help getting changed after a serious injury... Life isn't always convenient.
limabeans101029 21
But helping someone to get changed while they're injured and showering at the gym are both very different to trimming your pubic hair in the family living room
_Peppermint_ 34
Did she forget that you were home? :)
Batkid217 14
that's sounds like a pretty hairy situation don't you think!
Grenith 21
Too easy, try again.