Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Mojo66930 0
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.
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Comments (225)
Mojo66930 0
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
mariyaaa 0
For some reason, when I pictured this in my mind I saw young hippies with flowers and long hair.... But it's so not
enonymous 9
I'm breaking out the hair straightener to try this out now!!
MsSoulReaper 27
Oh Lord help this child. I'd be scarred for life after that >.<
deadbabies 0
What's with all the shock from everyone? It's not normal to have 6 inch pubes? Guess I missed the memo on that one
D37H100 5
Do your pubes hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Enslaved 38
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
LadyClarik 8
The real question is can he throw them over his shoulder like a continental soldier?
thatssomeBS 9
I want to see a girl build a fu-manchu around the vag. I'm not sure if it would be hot or not, but I came up with the idea whilst joking with some friends. I think we were talking about landscaping.
awagh666 14
Were they dyed blonde like enon's ass hair?
blackheart24 10
Makes me scared for to know what my parents do in their free time...
nixter5 18
Buy him a razor for Christmas!
graham11 14
I'm scheduling a fundraiser to earn money for OP's professional counseling.
RadioOctopus 16
thats what happends when you hear "braids" and "pubes" together, 20. hippies!
glittercookies 12
Am I the only one who thinks its sweet that they still love each other enough to do odd things together.
gojira666 7
Pig tails?
Tommananaze6T9 4
I just threw up in my mouth a little
LolFMLnot 10
Seems like ur mom loves it ;) Maybe thats the reason she married him and you were born.!
Humanspider 18
I am glad someone said it. Pigtails are coming soon.
MrShizzBear 0
why not a pony tail? then he can have 2 tails. :)
dav3800 7
"Hey mom, what'cha doing?" "Braiding your dad's pubes."
bamagrl410 31
I'm not sure what I would do if my boyfriend's pubic area had that much hair. I'd be scarred... FYL
Naaaaaomi 11
haha i argee but am still grossed out. haha
chickenpie90 16
Haha
taytay6510 6
You know what they say...if you got it, flaunt it! (;
thisisafunnyname 12
hopefully his pubes weren't longer than his dick
Flutequeen 0
How bout the fact that she walked in on them?
BlanketHogger 0
It's a dude, so different kinda
OriginalimoaN 15
Not even! It's called knocking. Everyone needs to learn that concept or they deserve whatever is on the other side of that door.
screamo_neve 12
123- Okay, so if there's a million dollars in a case with a hot model behind a door and you just barge in, you deserve the model and the million dollars?
iKlutch 0
Hand-woven bracelets?
graham11 14
$2 anyone??
Captain0bv10us 0
Hair extentions...
Zareen 0
That's not creepy? O.o knock before u enter!! I am definitely doing that from now on >_>
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.
luckyducky_7sq 10
Agreed, this FML is singularly disgusting. It made me shudder violently! *Shudder shudder shudder*
Blueglasscup 18
Definitely the former.
xAmyPOPx 4
lol... LOL this one made my night. 8)
getoustahere 7
Knock first?
kirsty1551 3
maybe OP did knock but the mum was just like "Come in! I'm just braiding your fathers pubes." How awkward.
getoustahere 7
96- no, she said she "walked in" on her mom.
EmilyStrauch 8
I'm going to bed now.....with nightmares
Zareen 0
Lol tru...
baconstrips 12
Oh god I can't get the mental picture out of my head
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omfg ew
reaxion 25
Best. Comment. Ever.
4realz226 0
Ty for that mental pic......I'm going to go barf now. :/
foreveraloneXC 10
I just died a little inside
Zareen 0
Which comment was the best one???
Capt_Oblivious 10
Just wait until you catch her braiding his ass hair, or he braiding hers.
MeLuvBewbs 7
Her ass hair?
dahdah1216 0
Hahaha! Lol! Thats mad funny
camj123 4
what the actual ****? you have a ****** up mind sir. good to see :)