Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, someone stole the seat off my bike. Just the seat. What the hell are they going to do with it? FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
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Dumbum123 19
People are often surprised at what thieves are willing to take. The wheels alone are worth a bob or two. Bike lights, too. If they can't get the whole thing, then they'll take any parts they can get off the bike. When next you chain your bike up, chain the wheels to whatever you're parked up against, take the seat and any bike lights you're using. Better to be safe than sorry. Just pray the next thief doesn't have an angle grinder. Sucks that you had to ride like that. Hope you replace your bike seat soon.
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Dumbum123 19
People are often surprised at what thieves are willing to take. The wheels alone are worth a bob or two. Bike lights, too. If they can't get the whole thing, then they'll take any parts they can get off the bike. When next you chain your bike up, chain the wheels to whatever you're parked up against, take the seat and any bike lights you're using. Better to be safe than sorry. Just pray the next thief doesn't have an angle grinder. Sucks that you had to ride like that. Hope you replace your bike seat soon.