sakura_girl
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML
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Fuzzbump 5
Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!
mcpretzel 0
I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!
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oneday_8_23 12
First comment
BillyMadisonFTW 5
Nobody gives a shit.
deviable 9
No you idiot! It's suicide to first on fml!
TheNinjaCat 10
What a great job you have, pal
cupcakesnpot 9
Well.. you sir just took that one opportunity,,, THAT ONE OPPORTUNITY! To be first comment and squashed it like a watermelon hitting the side of a building... I hope you're happy!
LiyIa_fml 8
Skitzo people are so fun to be around. As long as they're aren't any dangerous weapons around...... Becausw when they're angry. It's every man for himself :( But its stuff a thrill!!! >:D This is why I visit my friends Grandpa often.
beef25967 2
Hahahahahahaha. You deserved it.
deviable 9
... Why? They didn't do anything. It may be a sink or swim type of teaching, but they didn't deserve it.
Rob777 0
You sir, dont deserve to be breathing my air.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Hahahahahahaha. Yeah! YDI! Next time, tell the crazy Guy to go **** himself!
Savra_fml 17
Shame on you #2 and #24!!! Schizophrenia is not something to be laughed at, or at the people looking after Schizophrenics.
brianjman14 23
Hahahahahahaha. You're retarded.
Fuzzbump 5
Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!
TheFlyingMan 8
No, TAKING HIS ******* BLOOD.
cookie_3008 4
Eventually this will turn into a cool story to tell... but thats "crazy!"! O.O... Ok ok.. Bad joke.
mcpretzel 0
I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!
DynamicDave 11
OP gained 50 XP. What? OP is evolving!
wisericky 12
*hits B to stop evolution.* >:]
drawmesunshine 17
I evolved my Pansage just before I read this Coincidence?? Probably. But mildly interesting all the same.
killak41 9
Your pic is epic
The_Troller 14
No! You hit (B), look at what you've done! *points to mutated, half-evolved OP*
wisericky 12
I think OP was like that before i hit (B). tehe just kidding :)
DynamicDave 11
Now OP is a freak! As opposed to before... Lol
sakura_girl 14
Hehehe, like the half-evolved dinosaur that I am, I had to look up what 'OP' meant before I realised you were talking about me! Can't you reload to previous save? I had so much potential.
bamagrl410 31
A cookie monster toy commercial came on right as I saw your profile pic. Coincidence?
DynamicDave 11
Ha, an actual reply from the OP of an FML! My life is complete lol.
deviable 9
That's how you learn.
Lukeloveshugs 8
Maybe he though he would 'throw you in at the deep end' to help you learn quicker
ikickgingers 15
Docbastard?? It always takes two tries with me... The nurses always have to switch arms and I walk out looking like a track mark junkie.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Sure they do...junkies always have an excuse for looking like junkies.
ikickgingers 15
The H in my pocket isn't a give away?
shootintacos 0
kicky, email meh friend.
granpa_haribo 13
He's building your character
flockz 20
bloody hell.
a_lenzmeier 11
That was epic.
a_lenzmeier 11
I had to comment twice. I just had to.
andyyroxx 20
Did anybody else read this in an accent?
wisericky 12
Knock him out with chloroform, take his blood and then give him a lollypop. :3