Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
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SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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deardaughter
Australia
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GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Eminnis
Woodland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
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Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
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Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Comments (235)
tinkstinks 0
Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG!
HomeAl0ne 20
Hey kids, you'll never guess who's coming for dinner...
glen12 0
don't worry everyone, she lives in the UK, it's normal to do it over there
nikkired 0
Your dad is a "knob" that touches himself. BTW, that's real cream in the oreo.
Suds29990 0
Right so.... I'm guessing since most of you are Americans, anyone who uses different slang should automatically deserve it, typical. Also come on guys thats her dad. I know it's normal over there but really? Asking her if she should give him a "hand or a mouth"? come on. I'm scottish and we call it knob as well as the english. It's just slang, get the **** over it.
PrincessPaytonn 0
Haha yummy(:
SoDorable 0
would you like special sauce with that? lol fyl op
MERftw 0
#225 - HAHHAHAHA! THAT made me laugh! xd
chelsealately 0
hope he doesnt cook all the time.
Sunfloria 0
Wow. And I thought my dad cleaning the dishes with the same old dish rag was gross... D:
gomizzou 0
I LOVE UR DAD AND I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM!!!!!