Today, I was babysitting for a friend who develops software. After the baby was asleep, I was watching anime on my iPad. Turns out he created an app that alerts his phone whenever potential adult content streams through his internet. It was just an anime, but he's convinced I was watching porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML
Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
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julfunky 29
All you have to do is prove it to him. Play for him what you were watching and wait for him to be alerted. Unless you WERE watching ****, it’ll clear your name just fine.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm with your friend. Alphonse Elric is one sexy bastard when his soul is bonded to the suit of armor.
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Comments (17)
MidnaLink 35
Out of SHEER curiosity, what show were you watching?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm with your friend. Alphonse Elric is one sexy bastard when his soul is bonded to the suit of armor.
weaboo 12
Wait what no he was hot after regaining his body why were you attracted to a suit of armor
BurnInDemonFire 39
Whoa there, Skippy! You do remember he was only 14, right? Or is that what turns you on? Nasty creature.
julfunky 29
All you have to do is prove it to him. Play for him what you were watching and wait for him to be alerted. Unless you WERE watching ****, it’ll clear your name just fine.
r 8
Can’t both be true...anime **** ftw.
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
BurnInDemonFire 39
It would have been, but OP says she wasn't watching ****.
PenguinPal3017 19
That doesn't mean that it wasn't a sticky situation. Back in highschool there was a kid with a masturbation problem. I walked into the library once and saw him masturbating to snowboarding videos.
RichardPencil 32
Alright, technically hentai is anime, and you shouldn't be diddling yourself while babysitting.
Kimberley Mcwilliam 4
show him the anime or desription of it?
whiskey'swino 15
Why is he so paranoid abut ****? The kid just came from a porngraphic place and sucks boobs all day.
BurnInDemonFire 39
And this is why women are still objectified.
whiskey'swino 15
There is a clear difference between a baby knowing those parts or men. Objectified? I meant biology.
PenguinPal3017 19
He's a software developer who developed the app himself? He should readily believe that his code has a bug, or he's not a true software developer.
Quasita 26
My thought was that if he built the app without putting in a line of code to communicate the source of the trigger (i.e. for the alert to include the hosting website) then what's the point in having the app? The only way it would really work is through the meta-tags or what have you, and if he built it based on age ratings of websites, he's lazy at best.
Inkoseh 33
I'm actually more wondering why your friend needs a **** filter if they only have a baby? Maybe they have an older child but... Even a developer would know that free anime sites will always alert for adult content because of the crap it hosts.