Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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Top comments
ObsessedWithMe 13
You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.
Liamj774 36
She's a keeper?
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Comments (141)
Liamj774 36
She's a keeper?
DaMachk 11
Indeed she is!
TrueTriage 16
Who can honestly say there isn't something awesome about watching giant robots fight and blow stuff up? Yeah that's a win-win relationship
Osito2011 9
Hey! If op doesn't want here, I'll take her.
patrickalamo 48
Give her your allspark...
sublimaze 6
Definitely. Especially if she pulls out a ***** that transforms into a power tool.
pokefan813 16
Don't be an ass, op. everyone has a weird fetish. You just have to find it. There is no such thing as a "normal fetish". Even a sexual attraction to breasts is peculiar in some countries.
one_unlucky_guy 9
Megatron is an autobot.......
bondgirl69 5
I'm glad to know that am Not the only girl that feels that Way. I love transformers
ALpein 0
147, just stop.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Keepers were Tonka, not Hasbro. You're confusing your '80s toys.
GovernorGeneral 8
Funny how i JUST finished watching Transformers...think i'm in love with him too ;D Yep. We're all lunatics.. Well... At least me and her.
mishkaroni 15
Me three!
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Me 19!
BandWagonGuy 8
Me gusta.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Me no speak Americano. *dances*
TheEpicMilkMan 13
^ -plays fast tempo on guitar for chipmunk-
silvereye12 7
I'm more of a Sideswipe/Sunstreaker girl myself lol
Goaliefriend 5
Date her
silvereye12 7
What's wrong with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe? I'm trying to figure out how I got a thumbs down lol
icecreamdriveby 5
Possibly because your comment was irrelevant to the post you replied on, and kinda ruined the "me" chain that they had going..
silvereye12 7
That makes sense. People can be weird about that stuff.
RussianFox 13
106- "people can be weird about that stuff" You're the only weird one for posting something that wasn't even relevant.
PiaMiaPerez 1
Count me in!
Harpy20 24
Well I think Zero-suit Samus is smoking, but you don't hear me throwing that out there... Dammit.
rachie434 8
I like bumblebee personally so I guess I'm a lunatic as well lol
silvereye12 7
So...saying which transformers I'm a fan of in the transformers related post is irrelevant?
ObsessedWithMe 13
You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
So many men want their girls to fantasize about evil robots when they have sex?
duke56924903 11
I'D be okay with it.
license2chill 5
At least she is not fantasizing about other dudes, think about it this way
legal371 5
Indeed
the_wombat 6
She sounds awesome.
mishkaroni 15
Straight up! That was exactly what I was going to say :) I was more of a prime girl myself, but when megatron wakes up and is all 'i am megatron' wow
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
You know, as he cums he could shout "I'mma firing ma lazer!!" That would really get her going! Everyone has their hidden fantasies. :P
A7X313 6
Dude, don't complain. I wish I had a girlfriend like that.
tacojauns 45
I wish I had a girlfriend. :3
Dracoboxer357 36
75- Now that's just sad, way to kill the humour vibe. :( Bleh.
tacojauns 45
My bad sorryyyyyyyy
SystemofaBlink41 27
78- how is wishing having a girlfriend killing the "humour vibe"?
Tsunami87 17
Maybe she just likes a bit o the ol mega troner boner. You could do some transformers role play haha
onlychildFTW 34
She couldn't handle that troner boner. Haha.
witchdoctor1 9
Can only imagine... "babe i"m going to shove my prime up your ironhide and make you starscream". Dear god help us all >.
mishkaroni 15
Win
clairelolz 5
Oh man Megatron is so cute how could she not have a crush? Lol
tne201992 12
Please read it again..
Dracoboxer357 36
8- My toaster's kinda cute, being all shiny sleek black. Wondering if I should have sex with that.....? ;P
Queen_of_Night 20
You could, but I'm not sure the burns would be worth it. At least you'll know when it's finish!
AaronGuy 12
I wouldn't recommend that.
tne201992 12
Okay, I made one ****** mistake! I guess I was the who had to read it again. I admit I was wrong.
Adamzee88 2
Doesn't matter had sex
kakarot2 11
Well, go Megatron on her ass and tell her to DO as you command!
zandalee 20
Yeah baby!! Heh!
trippythehippy 6
The correct response was You have a crush on him? Me too! But you can't have him. He's mine! At least then you would be rid of her.
TwitchingNebula 17
4 more thumbs down and we can be rid of your comment...