Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Picked up; thrown down. FYL.
roseXthorns 8
I wouldn't give him business if I were you. You should go elsewhere for your dental work.
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roseXthorns 8
I wouldn't give him business if I were you. You should go elsewhere for your dental work.
Papiamilli 1
Give him the business if you know what I mean.
Ameel_fml 19
Do dentists even fix crossbites? I would have thought that was something only orthodontists do.
Shrike 24
Nope, they can usually be fixed by regular dentists. Look it up.
Harpy20 24
Picked up; thrown down. FYL.
funnynesh 10
Ha ha ha I wonder if he intended to do that?
cantthinkofshit 5
Same here, if he did that's a total win.
itsharkley 8
Show him what it can do. To his special dentist tool
KitGrey 4
And he has dental equipment at his house? Don't go home with the seriel killer dentist.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Maybe he meant his office. He didn't say anything about a house.
sunnyt 5
27- Whenever someone says 'my place', do you think of dentist office? Lol..
Senseless_487 29
27, when someone says "my place," they're usually referring to their house. If someone was talking about an office, they should say "my office." Nobody is wrong in assuming the man was talking about his house. Edit: 28 beat me to the punch. A day late and a dollar short!
Gregory607 1
Or he said place because he owns the dental clinic and did this on purpose
Isoldael 27
Many dentists have their practice at their homes :)
Bluefrog9636 7
Since when did dentists have tools at their house? Sounds peculiar OP.
Bluefrog9636 7
Damn it # 5!:(
kittytub 12
I was thinking maybe the dentist lives in an apartment above his dentist office, or his house is conjoined with it.
itsbrittanybxtch 3
Or that by "my place" he meant his office? I don't see that being far fetched. Just a little rehearsed.
redbluegreen 41
Whatever he tells you, it's not laughing gas.
KiddNYC1O 22
Butt.
TriflingAllDay 6
Chloroform smells so good.
Xythenol 6
That burn ended up being more creepy than anything. Seriously. You're better off alone than with some dude who apparently keeps his dental equipment at home.
bigtaytay 13
Alright that sucks and was kinda creepy but *Kelso voice* BURN!!!
PokeMyBelly 5
That had to hurt...