Today, I had a feminine emergency. After scrounging up 4 quarters to use the machine in the women's bathroom, it dispensed a diaper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Iamleftout 1
I don't understand why there is 184 'YDI' because she honestly couldn't help the sudden emergency. And before you say that she should've known to bring a pad sometimes feminine emergencies sneak up on me like that too.
sweetpotato301 7
That wouldn't work very well if you have a really heavy flow. Better than nothing though.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (27)
jacqats 13
Well hey, it's better than nothing.
cheeeksss 29
I mean, a diaper does the job too. Even better, in fact.
Steffi 26
It won't fit though.
Catdragon 40
That's how you make it fit and wear it like a thong
CyberPsycho 21
At least you got something to fix it though. Either way, FYL.
lestatsbride 3
If you carry a knife (i do) cut the tabs off the diaper and make it work
claudiajean 24
Next time, just ask another woman - I don't think I've ever been laughed at or refused (if they've had something) because we've all been there!
RichardPencil 32
You got screwed! You should have gotten a French Tickler!
luze_fml 0
Well that's bloody inconvenient.
luther48 20
Someone didn't read the terms and conditions
ElusiveMee 6
Absorbent is absorbent. McGyver that bad boy and make it work.
Cynical_1 26
Did it have wings? lol
EmmiAnne 25
When I first read that it dispensed a diaper I assumed someone had put a used dirty diaper in the machine. That would be even worse.