Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I unexpectedly shat myself at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
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Top comments
babyyappld 7
at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics
kut19 6
when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.
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Comments (150)
luvppl 6
woah wouldn't you notice a breeze?
jennifer93 0
wow how does one do that?!
hahafylop 4
Well I would guess he would manage that by not putting his two legs and his dong into a large item of fabric or denim....
rbubbles 20
she obviously enjoyed the show if she didn't point it out to you :-)
orangeduck 6
Hot cereal? Isn't that nasty?
hellogoodbye1996 6
oatmeal?
mismonroe 0
Malt OMeal?!
MoNiCa132 0
hot cereal is cream of wheats, it's like fritz but sweeter
Carlie_McCartney 1
I believe he's referring to oatmeal, typically called hot cereal here in England, the UK, and other parts of Europe (:
lilfreckle7 7
cream of wheat?
agentxyv 0
hot cereal? who eats hot cereal? WTF!
hahafylop 4
Oatmeal or Cream of Wheat/Malt o Meal...
andruha1123 5
I always warm up the milk, tastes better that way
sxe_beast 11
25 and 14 other people are morons. Hot cereal is oatmeal, porridge, etc. Cold cereal would be your frosted flakes, lucky charms, cap'n crunch, etc.
poopdayz 6
Did she forget her pants too? If so then not so awkward =P
cryonized321 0
good on u mate for hanging free
Ladiesman247 0
Well as long as you weren't pointing....
FlashBurn 13
That's better than walking naked around the house when you think no one is home and turning out being wrong. She's not your sister at least, or her not saying something might have been creepier...
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
Boxers are normal in the morning when you wake up so I hope you were wearing them