Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I unexpectedly shat myself at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
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babyyappld 7
at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics
kut19 6
when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.
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Comments (150)
fireice22 0
get over it ...
canadian_ftw 8
Well go back and put pants on...
fireice22 0
wth why did they delete my first post?
EvilPotato 15
I'm surprised your "brothers" girlfriend said nothing.
z620 0
were you wearing boxers?
shannonreneee 11
Shouldnt the draft between your cheeks be enough of an indication?
shovels 0
lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the ground...
00SPRANGER00 0
hot cereal? am I missing something here?
Invasion976 6
Make a bowl of cereal and pop it in the microwave for.. eh.. 1min. and 15sec. and you got yourself some hot cereal.
dolphincheddar 10
knock her pen on the ground so she looks under the table. then say "well, while your down there..."
hook_em 0
Ohhh nooo that is a terrible situation right there. you best to be glad mr Herbert wasn't around but hey look on the bright side you must have had something impressive to her for the girl not to say anything oooooo
iluvhobos 5
YDI for going downstairs for hot cereal.
valalvax 13
in the US we call it oatmeal, at least I'm pretty sure that's what it refers to
hamster_10 2
88- I think what you call oatmeal is what we call porridge. cereal is like cornflakes or coco pops or whatever it is you have in the states, lucky charms? is that one?
calaribinix 5
yeah we have lucky charms n such, just never heard of hot cereal before...
jesscarrr 10
76 - and if she doesn't get that, just tell her to "speak into the microphone"
alexg823 0
Wait, is lucky charms imported from Ireland? Love your cereal! lol, Derp.
Link5794 18
91 you need to get some god damn lucky charms. don't die with regrets!
PrickHead 0
did none of you ******* get what #2 did there?
BossDavyy 0
I love hot cereal. Like oatmeal and Cream of Wheat.
AndyMacMUFC 5
ur hot Canadian_ftw
AndyMacMUFC 5
I wud lyk to see the draft between ur cheeks!!! :L
miss_madison 10
91,88- hot cereal is another term used for porage or oatmeal. It's popular in different families (like mine). Different people call it different things. Hot cereal is just one of the names.
MariahMurderr 7
Hot cereal is like Oatmeal, or porridge.
Blueglasscup 18
And I thought I was absent minded...
BossDavyy 0
Maybe he just wanted to get laid?
ilpissoffahappym 0
YDI for making hot cereal
Sweej 1
Me too...
SoccerForTheWin 5
Yea I think the FML here is more of eating hot cereal then not wearing pants....
Cad6 24
haha #3 I totally agree.
kut19 6
when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.
denaysanders 0
or shorts
BagleHead 6
Probably was wearing a dress
shad72 0
thats true
i_like_girls 0
48, your pic is funnier then the actual FML lmao.
pman590 8
don't get happy bieber
i_like_girls 0
good one? -.-
denaysanders 0
HOT ;)
robotiick 12
comin from a guy to another guy tht would of been embarrassing to see but in this case it's guy to bros gf
Chad_the_Brony 0
CEREAL ;)
babyyappld 7
at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics
lies_ah 3
haha!!!
kut19 6
getting that song stuck in your head is a real fml.
robotiick 12
I love u for tht lol jk but really thts a ^win
Boygenius50 8
Which seat can I take?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Probably the only one that's avaiable.
A7X_LoVeee 10
available* -__-
xxSoFlyxx 5
7:00 A.M. waking up in the morning, gotta get dressed, gotta go downstairs... Rebecca Black ruined my life... I hear this song EVERY Friday D:
GreenMaze 0
*insert unnecessary boner jokes here*
resinnet 0
she's satan's spawn
4ll4b0utm3 0
omfg your a ******* genius haha nice..=]
fml98kevin 4
haha
Danny0D 5
whats up
iLazy 0
two and two? which two? your tool and hers?
fthku 13
I don't intend to be mean, but that was horrible.
dragonaair 5
I mean loled
dragonaair 5
I mean loled
dragonaair 5
I loled.
misstamz 0
Oh well, she got a view if you weren't wearing boxers or anything
Spunker59 0
that's awesome
kaoss54 3
did she like the angle of the dangle??? lol
robotiick 12
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Jake_2013 0
wth? ^
HyundaiOwner7 0
Alan, you're always confused... go play with your monkey ;)
BossDavyy 0
It's from the movie, "The Losers"