Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Today, for the third time in as many months, I woke up early and got dressed up for our department’s networking breakfast, where I stood in the back, with no seat and no food, while employees from other departments and less senior staff ate breakfast. My boss later asked me if the food was good. FML
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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DracoSpirita 21
Oh no! OP, you shouldn't let this sit-uation bowl you over. Cerealsly, at least you'll make a fashionable latte entrance. Just milk out all the sympathy you can from the overseers at the meeting.
chowE_fml 4
What a crumby start to your day :(
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Comments (72)
mattysaysLOL 0
I'm an unoriginal moron with absolutely nothing of substance to say. Good day, "y'all".
TraeThaTruth07 7
No, not really actually.
iStrukk 7
If you can't make a good comment, especially for first, don't make one. Also, if you are going to say "cool story", you need to say it like this; "Coll story bro, tell it again. " then afterwards add in "U mad brah?"
Jumpingmal2 7
I agree with 21, you have to add "bro tell it again " after you say "cool story "
GovernorGeneral 8
Then you get attacked by grammar nazis.
CaptTeemo 10
True story
mattysaysLOL 0
Haha, okay.
itwasallyellow 0
Yes, we know
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Good moroning to you...
mattysaysLOL 0
Good one you little *******. Go suck a ******* dick.
eb0ny 15
Why'd you comment then, idiot? Just because there's a chance to get first comment it doesn't mean you have to take it.
bigtaytay 13
Been there done that lol. Funny at first until it sets in that u missed your meeting
kayla_ann0o 9
Yeah then the captin of the team will say "yeah and my dog ate my homework"
_ebbonyy 11
We all have those days, OP. bad luck :-(
ShyAnn29 15
I woke up one time, got showered and got all ready for school, then realized it was only midnight! Lol
shadexilmaendu 4
If you're keeping up on comments, OP, check out www.sleepyti.me It's a sleep cycle calculator that tells you what time to go to bed based on when you have to wake up and averages of REM cycles so you don't wake up at the wrong part of your sleep cycle, and wake up feeling more energized.
chowE_fml 4
What a crumby start to your day :(
iStrukk 7
I see Whacha did there.
iStrukk 7
Bring on the thumbs down, I'm still more famous.
rocker_chick105 31
Well I hope you at least cleaned up before your meeting, and not go covered in cereal. (Sarcasm alert!)
rocker_chick105 31
Meh, bring on the thumbs down. I'll live
torch433 1
good one haha
ss_20_xx 14
It says she was an hour late already so I doubt of she eventually went considering she had to clean up again.
Thelnternet 7
i like cereal
CaramelMacchiato 13
LOL I pictured the face from your picture saying that!
xblair 11
IMPOSIBRRRRUUU!!
TheEpicMilkMan 13
I like milk with my cereal :)
XtraEzeee 8
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
GovernorGeneral 8
^Hardcore.
TheGITP 0
I like potatoes.
kewlstoribro 6
i like tomatoes.
illabye 0
Sounds to me like narcolepsy.
PROdigy81 4
Or he stayed up late and woke up early
DracoSpirita 21
Oh no! OP, you shouldn't let this sit-uation bowl you over. Cerealsly, at least you'll make a fashionable latte entrance. Just milk out all the sympathy you can from the overseers at the meeting.
mattysaysLOL 0
HAHA, this is just SO funny.
itssosparkly 21
Oatlandishly good advice there, 9.
DracoSpirita 21
Why, thank you, 15. :) I alwheys try my best to prepear good adv-ice.
Jumpingmal2 7
Nice :) couldnt have done better myself
FMLsAreAwesome 0
9- You... ARE A GOD
kthsdm 12
#9 you're the man! Lol :D
DracoSpirita 21
Woman, actually, but good try. ;D
deathtothepix 26
Wasted effort. Would of been better off dreaming that you'd woken up and got ready and went to work, but then realised you were still asleep. At least you still would have been nice and cosy in bed...and not wet and covered in cereal.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
and milk c:
peachesncreem 21
I wouldn't mind waking up wet.. Rawr
isaiaah 6
And the cereal revolution begins
groupleader 7
When reading the alphabits..beware of all of those z's stuck together. On a bright note, at least you didn't drown in your milk. Btw, THAT would have been ironic if you had drowned and were on the swim team.
isaiaah 6
Yeah it would have been hilarious if OP drowned to death in their cereal. *sarcastic laugh* dick