Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
For posterity
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Fashion accessory
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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SwedishMaria 16
How do you go a full day without noticing? I would think that you'd notice if you went to the bathroom etc.
Tripartita 45
"Why, yes they are, son. Thanks for focusing on my pants more than anybody else all day… Wait. Just, thanks for pointing it out."
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SwedishMaria 16
How do you go a full day without noticing? I would think that you'd notice if you went to the bathroom etc.
Tripartita 45
Years of practice and dedication. To not notice which direction your pants are facing, you've got to /really/ want it.
LyricaSilvan 30
By the way OP phrased it, I'm guessing they may have known, but been too busy to have an opportunity to change them.
bandaidstations 28
Some people just have difficulty with clothes. In 3rd grade I somehow managed to wear my step dad's jeans to school...backwards and never noticed until I got home. I put shirts on inside out and backward frequently, and have people at work point it out lol.
Bliepje 22
that just means you are to lazy to pay attention to it
bandaidstations 28
Maybe it means you have dyslexia problems and you get scatter brained and put things on wrong. My god I was 8 when this happened how lazy can someone that age be. People do make mistakes sometimes it doesn't always mean they're horrible people.
TheEpicKitten 20
Did the doctor tell you you were pants backwards retarded?
cats4lyfe 25
Sick burn, Bruv.
Lalala579121 28
No, I don't think OP's appointment was for autism.
Arkham_Callabero 15
"you you were pants backwards retarded" can someone please translate what he was trying to say?
retardalert 10
29, pants backward retarded is a saying, because people with autism can't put clothes on correctly
TheEpicKitten 20
I shortened "tell you that you are" to "you you" if can speak English properly you'll see this is a correct and perfectly fine way of writing
Arkham_Callabero 15
29, having autism has nothing to do with this, you using that as an insult is pathetic and childish.
Lalala579121 28
34 - I'm going to assume you were replying to me and not 29. The term "mental retardation" is a clinical term used for some mental deficiencies, such as Down's Syndrome. It's not an insult when used in that context.
cootiequeen4444 11
35 they don't use the term mental retardation anymore barrimg imsults. its no longer used in professional settings. And many autistic people have average or above average intelligence when it comes to book smarts. mostly lack in the common sense / social skills / communication department. they are like normal people trapped with a miswired brain rather than anything akin to downs syndrome or anything that would make you act like you an age much younger than you actually are. the common trait of flapping arms around and such falls under communication issues with people in the autistic spectrum . hence why the now defunct term mental retardation came to be. the most common term not is either the specific learning disability or disorder that affects the patient or simply intellectually handicapped. and they are not nonintelligent enough that they don't know retard or mental retardation is an insult. it's mostly use by teens and younger as such. maybe adults too whom were children when the phrase was new and "hip". but in any case they know and thus the term is very hurtful. even for autistic children. it's even worse probably because they can't vocalize the hurt well if at all.. p.s. autistic people can use the Internet pretty well. this includes ones whom are low functioning in real life. not all. but many.
Lalala579121 28
I wasn't actually even referring to autism in general. Most disabilities that fall under the autistic spectrum aren't even severe enough to use the term mental retardation, that mostly is just for those with learning disabilities. But I believe most people just associate autism with Down's Syndrome, thus the generalization.
One_In_Three 24
I think it'd be worse if it was your shirt.
hellobobismyname 24
I think wearing a shirt backwards is much more common and understandable than wearing pants backwards. I can only see that happening with sweat pants but it probably wasn't, if it was appropriate enough to wear to work. It boggles the mind I tell ya.
Wizardo 34
Finally Kriss Kross' back to front jeans are catching on.
cupcakekate9 14
You would think OP would notice a zipper when putting on their pants...
soullyfe 33
Depends on the pants. Not all pants have zippers/buttons.
shiba10 26
I mean often if you have a hectic day it is possible to hold the urge to use a bathroom as you can be pretty occupied. Everyone makes silly mistakes at some point though unlucky op.
Tripartita 45
"Why, yes they are, son. Thanks for focusing on my pants more than anybody else all day… Wait. Just, thanks for pointing it out."
Chikiriwak 17
And a new trend is born...
Goblin182 27
How do you not notice the extra room in the back, and kind of tight in the front. Are they elastic waist or did you have to zip them up in the back?
sousaphonist 14
...how, physically, is that possible?