Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I unexpectedly shat myself at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
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babyyappld 7
at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics
kut19 6
when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.
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Comments (150)
wazzup182FML 3
gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal sorry i had too
Donniehw 5
well let's just hope you didn't get a boner... but if you did she apparently liked it cause she didn't say anything about it... so you won't get a new gf or you'll get a new gf and beat up by brother... so let's just hope you you can take a hit...
samtheman1028 1
hot cereal!? wth!?
kitsune3 20
Would everyone PLEASE quit asking about the damn hot ceareal?? I'll say this once: IT'S OATMEAL, OKAY? "Hot cereal" is another name for things like oatmeal and cream of wheat. So stfu and pay attention to the point of the fml. Lord...Idiots everywhere, I swear.... OP, I'm sorry about that. But cheer up. Worse things could have happened, and even though you were probably embaraased, at least it wasn't worse. :) Life'll get you down like that sometimes, but remember we all make mistakes now and then, and even if they're bigger ones than that, it usually works itself out in the end. Good luck and good life to ya, buddy.
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
happens all the time ! silly me
bitheway 2
To finish this FML you were sleeping nude
Glidefedt 6
I often walk around y in apartment pantsless, eating cereal. It's lovely
birdie013 0
***** music starts playing*
Jojo08_fml 0
well if you had underwear on then it's not that big of a deal
olive47_fml 0
hot cerial? o.o
Carlie_McCartney 1
I believe he's referring to oatmeal, as it's called here in England, the UK, and other parts of Europe(; I'm not too aware of it being calls hot cereal in the United States...