Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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louisianagrrrrl 0
well you shouldn't be doing that at work in the first place!
Timmytwofinger 0
high five to your co-worker, snap!
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Comments (43)
greenman_fml 0
did he take care of it for you?
assgas 0
I hate you
Timmytwofinger 0
high five to your co-worker, snap!
Roi_fml 0
Oh, god, that's a good idea.
maiden_girl 5
LOL @ #5... I guess your co-worker was trying to encourage you to work rather than participate in cyber-love.
GamerSavant 0
haWt
musicislife11 0
hahhahhahahhaah OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
louisianagrrrrl 0
well you shouldn't be doing that at work in the first place!
3ree 0
woulda been funnier if it was your boss, then he fired you
absoluteZER0 0
That's what you get for doing that at work. xDD
reinapayasa 0
what are co-workers for really.