Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I unexpectedly shat myself at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
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babyyappld 7
at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics
kut19 6
when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.
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Comments (150)
Ukeee_X 19
The only thing that I saw as wrong was 'Hot cereal'...
JakeLee 6
how do you put "two and two together" in this scenario. there's no two things to put together. you look down and go "oh shit, I'm not wearing pants."
colorfullyemo 4
"it's really cold in here" "yeah i'm feeling a little breeze"
massnerder420 4
I know it sounds assholey, but if my bfs brother came downstairs with no pants on i wouldnt mind so much. (; of course, he is a ranger in the army, (yumyum) BUT if he was fully nude on the bottom, i would run and scream. if this was the case for you and she didnt run away, maybe she wants your p33n.
KaylieBieber100 0
hot cereal..... what the **** is that wouldnt that be gros.....
a_girl142 9
hot cereal is cream of wheat or oatmeal.
personnnn 3
she seems like a keeper haha
CrazyInsanityChi 0
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you don't have a girlfriend like your brother... was I right?
Mauskau 36
HOT cereal? o_____o
varkey 7
What gender are you? Also, were you at least wearing underwear? And... why didn't she tell you you weren't wearing pants? Just for fun? lol. I don't really understand how people can not wear pants, can't you feel it? And even if not, how can you not notice it visually? Is your head just fixed straight ahead, so you don't ever look anywhere else?