Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I put my laundry into the machine before work and came home eight hours later. The clothes were still sitting there, completely dry. I'd forgotten to turn the machine on. Somehow that felt worse than forgetting the laundry altogether. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
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Top comments
TubaTba 16
The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...
Capitan 15
Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.
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Capitan 15
Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.
MrConcise 35
Or at the very least, some swimsuits.
TubaTba 16
The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...
chocolatelover96 14
Homeless guy? Or someone who saw them and thought "free clothes "?
graceinsheepwear 34
How do you know they're men's pants?
whysobeachy 37
Or a kleptomaniac, even?
Selene1090 26
Someone being an asshole. This kind of thing happens a lot, unfortunately.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Someone who's going to sell them to a second hand shop for extra cash maybe.
abNormal62 23
He does... That's why he needed the pants... To cover up his short comings
whitnayfortooh 29
who steals pants?
mds9986 24
Pants thieves
LowExpectations 30
Gnomes.
tj4234 36
This was so much worse in my mind until I remembered Americans call trousers "pants" and pants "underwear". I hope you have shorts OP.
ecamp12 15
Who would take all your pants? That sucks, sorry OP. Hope you have shorts :/
H4IL2TH3V 8
i would ask your neighbors, perhaps they will be kind enough to understand & give them back... and if you are lucky enough, they will be folded. GL OP
uglytwin 15
It looks like we have a mystery on our hands!
Colon_Man 17
Come on, Scoob!
Kevinmeowbeanz 22
I stole them
jqmalang 17
Who steals clothes? what the... that's just low.