Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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frankq555 3
That makes two of us
MrBrightside21 20
Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me... Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.
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kimg0885 23
Ok so I'm not the only one. When. I post something sometimes it shows up and others its doesn't. Plus the space bar never works fast enough! Aggghhh!!! Oh he frustration!!
queentexan 8
Same here I try to keep to myself. Some times it's for the best. :)
Mahtari 19
I'm in the no friend club.
I_dont_exist 5
1 is the lonliest number that... o Hii liserr :D
Celi13690 4
Me tooooo =(
Epikouros 32
At least you won't be fat if you keep walking around whenever you have a day off. Who knows, maybe you'll become a popular athlete, and everybody will be asking for your autograph. And then you can tell your fair-weather friends to **** off and leave you alone.
perdix 31
Aw, I'll be your friend. Are you good at giving hand jobs?
br0ccoli 15
Oooh! Pick me! I have a jewelry line you can model for the fall season! I can definitely keep your limbs employed. However, only perfectly smooth and manicured hands need apply. Stimulating the economy one hand job at a time!
lodawg98 4
Like if ur taking a dump while reading this
MURIKKA 11
NO!!!! Do not bring that to FML.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Dayum.... All that walking should have u in shape before u know it... Keep it up....
Epikouros 32
I saw this poem on etmerda's tumblr, so may have read it already, OP. Oh Yes there are worse things than being alone but it often takes decades to realize this and most often when you do it's too late and there's nothing worse than too late - Charles Bukowski