Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I walked into an office at work, ready to ask everyone a question. I then blanked and forgot why I was there the second everyone turned to look at me. I just stood there, nodded, and walked out. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
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TempestJones 0
is it wrong to talk outloud to yourself? Crap!
lexuality 0
Whats wrong with that? Don't be so paranoid. Everyone does it.
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Comments (74)
re2K5 0
Hope you helped yourself find your way! =)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Saying stuff out loud actually does help me sometimes. Looking a little crazy is just an added bonus.
Dandamanoo 0
dick
st0n333d 0
yeah, that's mature ;P
Mehness 0
Yeah... because human nature totally doesn't make up do this stuff, OP. I'm not even going to vote because of the stupidity of this.
brianred5 0
if anyone asks just say you're making a soliloquoy
bettadenne1 0
who moderated this? i talk to myself when i cant find something..so what?
tweetbaby14 18
this literally has to be the worst fml ever. everyone thinks out loud it's normal. this person failed to realize this and therefore needs to be smacked. I will administer said smacking
Felendris 0
@dandamanoo … Please. just stop. you aren't cool OR funny, and it's getting annoying that you post "dick" twice every FML. -_-
Sunset_Taco 0
because sometimes talking to yourself is not out loud.
jerseygirl99 3
I do the exact same things some times
mrguy266 0
This isn't an FML...We don't need a newsflash everytime peoples bodies do something..
dickster 0
Well no duh "out loud". It's pretty hard to talk to yourself without talking "out loud" dumbass. YDI.
froggi_fml 0
it's ok. I'm sure u can fit in with the crazy people at the school. they won't judge. :)
boojie97 12
dont b a bitch. talking to urself can help maintain sanity. sure, it might look a littke odd, but im sure uve talked to urself b4 too.
spaerro 8
Well, when one talks to oneself, it's usually out-loud. I think everyone talks to themselves silently.
TempestJones 0
is it wrong to talk outloud to yourself? Crap!
xleanne_aLly 23
yea man, everyone talks to themselves
lexuality 0
Whats wrong with that? Don't be so paranoid. Everyone does it.
ringmybell_fml 0
no, you're wrong. noone does it... isn't that right? yes, good point.... tonight? no can't.... just shut up will you?! put my hand where...? aaaaah! *wacks self over head with fire exstinguisher*
xXSc3n1cXx 0
this^^^
spoo 24
I have gotten relaxed at home by myself and started talking out loud regularly.... one day I forgot my gf was over.... yes, forgot the words to an angry metal song... yeah thats it
Sun_Kissed18 25
I do it all the time :) sure you might get weird looks but its a conversation starter :)
amatayo 0
0_o yeah how weird, no one ever ask themselves questions. When thinking to oneself (Roll )
Mikeymikey 4
How is this a FML?? How can this be even accepted by the mods when real ppl post REAL FML they don't get posted!! i SAY GTFO!!!!
pandemic_fml 0
Sounds like someone's still a little bitter that they didn't get Miley tickets for their birthday. This site is for funny inconviniences to make us laugh, not to post about how grandma struggled with cancer for years and croaked right before signing all her money over to you.
Mikeymikey 4
mmmh how old are you?? Miley who?? If this is what a FML is then i am out. u should call it ITMUL sounds better nah?? anyways.. ramble all you want but FML's can be funny without being stupid. And i am sorry if your Grand didn't love you. PEACE... :D
st0n333d 0
rawr rawr rawr, y'all want come cheese with that wineeeee.
Mirrors_fml 0
^^^ Win
Mikeymikey 4
Jah i'd love some.. specially the wine part...
rachexl 0
ive been trying to figure out what ITMUL stands for for about 10 minutes ;(
cowgod 0
ignoramus tumor made of ulcers and ligers?
Mikeymikey 4
lol!! no stands for "inconviniences to make us laugh" forgot the funny so shud be FITMUL, basically its what pandemic was saying... hahahaha sorry about that.. ;)
totes_sucks 0
I Thought Mother Usually Lactates?
pandemic_fml 0
FITMUL? I like it! It's catchy! But don't say "that's what pandemic was saying" like it isn't listed as the website description. I didn't make that up. I'm just the bearer of the news. And bullshit you don't know who Miley Cyrus is, but just in case you don't, I'm totally jealous. that shit has nothing to do with how old you are. It infects your brain with ignorance, kind of like Twilight.
Mikeymikey 4
it Is catchy!! i like it too.. like pitbull... anyways.. nah , oh her? well i heard about her but dunno what she does of her life.. lol, said it was you in case of copyright issues!! cus i think FITMUL is going far!!
CallMeHush 1
@12 don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
xx_kaelen_xx 0
hahaha that's really funny cause I always talk to myself lol then I realize I look crazy hahah I've actually gotten in trouble in some of my classes for talking to myself haha the teacher thoughtt I was cheating on a test FML
delaney16 0
not really a fml
rustproofvirud 0
I talk to myself everyday I can work things out easier that way I'll be like " okay if I go here it should take me to" .... "NO Thats not right" "well what if I go here "yeah that will work" lol seriously man it's no big deal we all do it the problem is when you hear other voices than your own