Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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frankq555 3
That makes two of us
MrBrightside21 20
Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me... Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.
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Comments (221)
HotShrimp 3
I'm sorry but that's is just hilarious thank you 4 making me laugh today
tscholzy 3
I'll be your friend(:
AznSamoan52 10
Don't worry Op. I'm sure you'll find friends. All you have to do is make the first move. You can't always wait for friends to come to you on a silver platter. As a wise uncle once told me before he went insane, " Friends are life's way of saying sorry."
iamsami24 5
LOL, what did you say to have it deleted?
ndawon1 0
Lol i am so with you on this one
xdejjeffcoat 3
Me too D:
sgtiffany000 3
I'm your friend..
drew60 11
Me too
Tawnkat 13
I never had friends, either It is okay to be a loner. Much less stress and drama. :-)
dawanjony 18
I am here!