Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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frankq555 3
That makes two of us
MrBrightside21 20
Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me... Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.
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Comments (221)
rsunshine2020 13
This is your chance! 4 whole hours to make friends :)
TroubledOne 3
I'd be willing to be your friend OP :) thing is I dont know if your far or not as I am in SJ well I await a reply if not then its cool.
rsunshine2020 13
I'm new to this.. But what's OP lol?
tennisrapper1 14
37 - Trying to make friends on FML is creepy, considering what's on this site, and what you're trying to do.
tennisrapper1 14
39 - Newbies are okay in my book. Everyone was a newbie at one point. OP=original poster. OP is the writer of the given FML that was posted.
rsunshine2020 13
Thanks!! :)
galacticstorm 6
47- hey not everyone on fml is some sort of predator or something.Speaking of making friends...I wonder if docbastard or perdix would like to be friends?.*jepordy thinking music*
DocBastard 40
Sorry, I can only be friends with people who can spell "Jeopardy" correctly.
galacticstorm 6
ouch,well I tried.
Chingy892987 14
I sit around the house cuz my sense of humor is so ****** up people back off. Not alone at least *Doughnut finger*
kram1 5
What city do u live in??
dhooks111490 8
I'm sorry :(
Khariau 8
Lonely you are so lonely, you have nobody... Your on your own oooooooooooooooo with your head.
Ph03n1x1369 2
I would choose happy and alone to miserable and with people I don't like (or don't like me) any day. Popularity is highly over rated.
dead_insects 18
ain't that the truth?!
Blake3815 0
I agree with you 100%!
nevereyes 31
I am one of the most well known people in my school...., and the people who are tecnecly my friends, I only keep around for entertainment. They mean nothing to me, they are toys.
DocBastard 40
You sound like an utterly pathetic individual. What does "well-known" mean to you? That people recognise you? So ******* what. If you think of your purported friends as toys, then you don't deserve people's respect. And if people don't respect you, you don't have anything. Technically, people like you disgust me.
flutter4 7
At least you have the guts to get out and walk around by yourself and you are not in you room alone feeling sorry for yourself.
eccentrix 12
Instead, they're outside feeling sorry for themselves.
keyshwantembo 0
I feel you on that man just chill you'll find someone