Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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Top comments
frankq555 3
That makes two of us
MrBrightside21 20
Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me... Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.
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Comments (221)
kit_kat_kitten 0
been there done that...
purpledrizzle 5
Well at least you didn't pay someone to be your friend just to have them forget your name, OP.
galacticstorm 6
Maybe your comment wanted to make it's own friends?...wait...not sure if that made sense*has internal debate on the subject*
apesfordana 3
Maybe you should do something for someone. Volunteer, get involved with something you care about. You'd be amazed how much you're life will change.
hateevryone 15
That sucks. I'll be your friend.
duckiegirl21 10
But according to your username, you hate everyone.
pmadNess 16
What a great opportunity to meet new people and make new friends. A lot goes in downtown!
tapir3 2
Same
katie887 2
Don't ever worry about that, lucky are those who can spend time with themselves. Be your own good friend. Ps: I do it all the time
Leslier_fml 4
You could have used that time to make friends but instead you walked around feeling bad for yourself. Try walking around with a smile next time.
Casteels 0
I don't know what's worse, that your friends aren't actual friends for not spending time with you, or that you actually had the courage to walk around 4 hours alone. FYL, OP.