Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, my dad is an asshole. My brother gets to bring home and shag as many girls as he wants, yet when I told my dad I was inviting my study group to our house, 3 girls and 1 boy I’m not romantically interested in, he removed my bedroom door, just in case. FML
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Micayla 12
Sad day.
Froley 0
It really isn't that simple. What if OP is shy and has a hard time talking to people in the first place?
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Comments (97)
fitzy13 0
hate dat
kriptonite_fml 0
u dont have any friends? eff your life mane! high school is/will going to be HELL fee u! u remind me of a kid named Joseph Steers who went to Mable Barron with me in Stockton!
bmore225 0
This FML is a repeat/repost.
11colio11 4
ydi for making guinea pig pies
kriptonite_fml 0
For Xmas I hope to get a real girlfriend like mah sistah, shes so purdy.
MaximilianMarche 0
say something to him. it can only help to talk about it
MaximilianMarche 0
there are plenty of people that like you. just go out and find them. sports are a great place to start
sixtimessix 0
IMO the op's dad was just celebrating Festivus with a little feats of strength.
bwhahaha_fml 10
idk why 19. but I'm finding most of my posts are being deleted although they are totally relevant.
DocBastard 40
kriptonite - I'm trying to figure out your modus operandi here. Tell me if I have this right- Step 1) Say something offensive enough to get moderated. Step 2) Insult moderator for doing his/her job and deleting your retched dreck. Step 3) I would have to assume this would be finding the moderator's house and slapping him/her in the face, right? Idiot.
kateeeh 0
true dat doc!!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
who doesn't love a little dis-establishmentarianism. it SOUNDS like it could work in this context. and that's all that matters.
kriptonite_fml 0
it's funny I nvr said the words above . the moderators did it. FML Is corrupt
Micayla 12
Sad day.
crksNcstls503 0
i kno right I even feel sorry for the poor person :(
spade1997 0
25 I fell sorry that you own that car
crksNcstls503 0
don't hate... shows you don't know jack about cars so I'd keep my mouth shut homie.
thebignixie 0
aww cmon op, making friends is easy!!
macskapingvin 0
Friends are overrated.
timma90 4
I second that. All they do is **** you around when they either jealous or feeling left out, how pathetic can the human race be.
RedPillSucks 33
Marvin?
frear 0
It's not that hard tell him the truth and make some friends not a big deal.
LolCakes111 7
YDI & FYl. Why? FYL because you got no friends. YDI because it's very easy to make friends. Hell, I've seen a kid with a retarded voice, is short, is a nerd and is kinda annoying but he still has a lot of friends. ITS NOT HARD. Just talk to people. If you are a nerd, talk to another "nerd". IF your fat, talk to another fat person. Etc, Etc you get the point.
bubblej614 0
it's that that easy, I don't have friends either and it's not because I can't, it because other people r weird
TrollFeeder 10
Maybe why you don't have friends is because you can't spell properly.
Froley 0
It really isn't that simple. What if OP is shy and has a hard time talking to people in the first place?
starile 20
By that logic, TrollFeeder, I'd be surprised if you had any friends, with your barely comprehensible sentence structure.
Spongii101 12
Actually, it isn't that easy. Yes, it's easy to be friendly, but if you have nothing in common, or you're incredibly different from everyone else it's hard. On an entirely unrelated topic: I hate anti-flood.
tygerarmy 35
Stop being embarrassed Put the gun away ??? Profit!!!
princessxx45 0
lol ^ epic win
Mubus 0
10: you made my day!
nikkibihm 0
aww it's okay you'll get friends sooner or later.
triggerit 5
it is OK OP your friends get you sooner or later
btnhdude 0
your comments are so stupid
felixshen 18
hahahahah... no u suck... its called being helpful not being a jerk
ThEoNLyPrO 7
that sucks