Today, I'm a very stoic, loner lady, with I'll admit some anger issues, and I’m starting to realise why it was a mistake to go out with a girl who’s chirpy, happy, optimistic all the damn time. It’s like I’m Rosa Diaz and I’m dating Amy Santiago, and she’s driving me insane with her happiness. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, after I kissed girl last night, who is pretty but who I don't really like, I'm going out with her tonight, and I feel more pissed than happy. FML
Today, I have the perfect life. The best husband, two well behaved kids, a well paying job, and a happy home. But I just pick random fights with my husband, instigating him into shouting for no reason. I guess I want problems to be happy. My whole soul wants peace, except my stupid brain and hormones. FML
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
Today, I'm again stuck with my colleague for another monologue off all her divorces, narcissistic mom, drunk father, sex-obsessed husband, autistic children, and her aggressive dog she had to put to sleep. I feel like I give her a 7-hour free therapy sessions, sucking all the life out of me instead of doing my real job. FML
Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I asked my wife why she’s been in such a sour mood lately. She released a barrage of complaints, but the biggest one being that she’s bored. In fact, she described me and our kids as the most excruciatingly boring people she’s ever met, all because we’re introverts. FML
Today, I realized that having someone crazy about you is no fun when they’re actually crazy. My girlfriend tried to physically fight the barista at Starbucks for offering us a wrong made drink for free. She thought the girl was flirting with me and tried to jump the counter. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Rosa and Amy love each other. Granted, they're more like sisters, but they accept each other for who they are, and know they can talk if they have a problem, even if it's with the other. Oh, and Rosa's personality is a facade to mess with people.
Iifa 7
Rosa Diaz was amazing. Amy, I would cross the road, leave the premises, quit work, shoot myself in the foot to get away. Amy for such a happy personality has downward spirals that I can't handle. Rosa was amazing, no bs, straightforward, you always know where you stand. No decorating conversation and life. It is what it is.
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Iifa 7
Rosa Diaz was amazing. Amy, I would cross the road, leave the premises, quit work, shoot myself in the foot to get away. Amy for such a happy personality has downward spirals that I can't handle. Rosa was amazing, no bs, straightforward, you always know where you stand. No decorating conversation and life. It is what it is.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Rosa and Amy love each other. Granted, they're more like sisters, but they accept each other for who they are, and know they can talk if they have a problem, even if it's with the other. Oh, and Rosa's personality is a facade to mess with people.
Jon Tessler 14
why not seek help for your Anger issues?. also opposites attract, so while you are stoic, her outgoingness is the yin to your yang. don't toss away a relationship, before you explore options to stay together.