Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML
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Top comments
Fuaaad1994 31
Throwing house parties sounds like so much fun, bunch of people trashing your house and you cleaning up after them...
molly471 22
You should prove her wrong
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Comments (65)
Fuaaad1994 31
Throwing house parties sounds like so much fun, bunch of people trashing your house and you cleaning up after them...
JustinJK 21
I threw 1 'rager' in my apartment. Two pieces of furniture were ruined and the whole place was trashed. Never again. I'll have large get-togethers with closer friends, but never more than 15 or so people. Leave the parties to the Greek system and the group of guys who rent big houses.
Brandi_Faith 34
I never understood the thrill of people throwing house parties while their parents were gone. As 1 says, a bunch of people come over, trash the place, have sex in your bedrooms/bathrooms, puke on the floors, and usually break something only for you to clean it all up and try and have everything perfect before your parents come home (which FYI, never happens). And that's all if you're lucky and the police don't show up, throw everyone out, and call your parents about the underage drinking and party that happened, forcing them to come home early and deal with it all. Ya, sounds great!
molly471 22
You should prove her wrong
2502_fml 7
Well proving her wrong would mean to invite stranger or the friend of your friends and that because bad because they will not respect you or your house...
MrConcise 35
Why host a party when you can trash somebody else's house? IMO, OP's got a sweet deal. No curfew and house to him/herself. Have you ever seen a sitcom before? Even people who've never been to a party know it's a bad idea to host one behind your parents' backs.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with 32. Enjoy the fact that you can stay up late watching tv, eat all the junk food you want, and enjoy the silence of having the house to yourself.
MrsDruidess 23
prove to her how much trouble just a few people can get in ;-) oh wait. . . that's bad advice. . oh well good luck
mclovin22897 15
at least she trusts you.
jerzjay 17
That's not trust....that's just confidence in his lack of friends
whassallt26 13
Project X that ************
DamnBailie 23
It sounds sad but its a good thing. and try and make friends OP! Show her you can have friends and she can still trust you. win win for you.
samuelreza 9
I feel a remake of project x coming on...
lanayamarie 12
I've not had freinds for that long I've forgotten how to spell it
mds9986 24
It looks like you forgot grammar too.
lizlafluv98 10
I tell my mom I'm gonna have a party all the time and she just laughs.
thejonac 21
don't be discouraged, you sound like a good person. get out there and the friends'll start coming. don't be affected by your mom's comment
ohkay12 11
Being home alone is the best! Why ruin it by bringing over a bunch of people who will leave a mess for you to clean up?