Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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Top comments
alexup24 13
Shoulda had a v8
iiAntheA17 7
I guess coffee can wake you up two ways! (:
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Comments (141)
doompickle 3
I'm really, really stupid.
that1guy1 13
You know there is a button for that, right?
axelrave 3
Is this just a woman thing?
JackeeDawn 9
I prefer to shower with water
Syneriam 7
I don't really think they deserved it.. Things like that happens to the best of us. I've had teachers had that happened to them, and they still had to show up to school looking like that. I hope you went back home and showered Op, if you had the time, if not then Fyl.
DJP0N3 0
I thibk you would be smarter to say FIRST than to just ydi just press teh button and OP is a dumbass
Drigr 9
I wouldn't call OP a dumbass. Then again, I've done the same thing before, only I don't have a sun roof.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Then you didn't do the same thing, did you, 60?
that1guy1 13
Damn it. Since the mods changed his comment mine looks silly. Despite how much I wish there really was an "I'm really, really stupid." button!
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well at least you'll smell good, since coffee smells pretty good to me.
Firuzzy 10
What was his comment?
thatKidzmOm 10
Awesome! I love the mods!!!!
patrickalamo 48
I think (for the most part) a requirement for the first comment must be useless or moronic. Congratulations, #1 you got them both.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#111 - He just put "ydi."
chilearmy123 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hahahah sucks to suck!
MattBC97 4
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SammySteel 6
Why the hell do people even make statements like that
Drigr 9
I think it was some meme thing that people think is WAY funnier than it really is because it was funny 1 time out of a million
flutter4 7
Of course it sucks, it's FML :)
make_me_smile 4
Smart move there buddy
BuffaloSabres134 8
I've done that before but with a McDonalds fruit smoothie, wasn't so bad until I got all sticky
tennisrapper1 14
All of us REALLY care. *sarcasm
Pinkpoogle 3
^That was really bitchy....
c0c0_fml 16
Well, you cared enough to comment. Don't be a jerk and leave the guy alone.
SkylarBoston17 8
Now that's just a waste of pure yumminess. So sad to hear bout your loss :.(
unknown_user5566 27
What a boring way to get all sticky. Surely there are better ways to accomplish that! ;)
AssassinsCRB 0
I don't get how cum is sticky, never seems sticky to me...
iiAntheA17 7
I guess coffee can wake you up two ways! (:
buck33 14
And it looks like OP needs a third shower.
iiAntheA17 7
What does a third shower have to do with my comment?
Drigr 9
If you wish to have a sense of self entitlement to your comment, might i suggest, next time put "MY COMMENT! THIS COMMENT IS ALL MINE!!! DONT TOUCH MY COMMENT!!!!" at the end?
iiAntheA17 7
Haha. I'll remember that next time.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#27 - Calm down, it's not like they took the spotlight you never had.
iiAntheA17 7
42- it was a question. And I wasn't freaking out about it. And for the record, I hate the spot light.
mermaidcentaurs 9
I think they were just excited their comment got a thumbs up.
iiAntheA17 7
I don't even know why I bother...
Drigr 9
We don't know why you bother either...
skoob1 12
How can you cry about a thread jack when you only had 11 thumbs up?
Quinn32 16
Um maybe I'm just an idiot but I'm confused as to where the "third" shower part came from. Could somebody explain?
Harpy20 24
He probably already showered that morning. The coffee was the second shower. He will most likely need the THIRD shower to get rid of the coffee. *derp*
Dracoboxer357 36
52- iiAntheA17, just shake it off. Your first comment was fine, and yes, after that, you had your teeth kicked out. Happens to us all, even the "Mighty Perdix" has suffered shame and humiliation from a rare failed comment. React a little slower next time, think it through, and you'll do fine, kiddo. And if you don't, well, someone else will have fun at your expense. ;) Either way, welcome to FML.
iiAntheA17 7
Yes I am new to FML. And I apologize if my behavior was unacceptable. I'm sorry.
iiAntheA17 7
Yes I am knew to FML. I apologize for my behavior. I'm sorry.
larouche362 10
We accept.
alexup24 13
I don't, I've never liked the noob smell on FML, now rookie smell I can take
freelancejouster 4
I was thinking the same exact thing!
tennisrapper1 14
Oh my god! I hope the mug/cup is okay!
tomhofer 14
oh yeah I am concerned
chemchic 7
Guess you got two hot showers today then... you must of been extra dirty.
elliottemoose 1
Wait why would they be extra dirty?
alexup24 13
Shoulda had a v8
tennisrapper1 14
Mmm... V8! I prefer the fruit flavors to the vegetable flavors. I'm now going to drink a strawberry banana V8.
iiAntheA17 7
I guess coffee can wake you up two ways! (:
Fml_FTW228 10
Dejavu..........
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Final destination.
rsunshine2020 13
On the bright side, at least your wide awake.
MURIKKA 11
*you're!!!! YOU'RE DAMMIT!!!!! IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!!
linkinpark98 24
*You're
rsunshine2020 13
Omg my bad...
tennisrapper1 14
Aside from YOUR shitty grammar, YOU'RE wrong if it was dark out. Then, there's no bright side to this. :P
rsunshine2020 13
People usually drink coffee in the morning, excuse me if I thought the sun might be out. Oh and excuse me for being optimistic -__-
ManInTheMachine 20
Oh shit, Grammar Nazi rage! What're you going to do, take her to a Grammar Camp? It annoys me when people mix it up as well, but it isn't that serious. Chill the **** out, and try not to break your keyboard with the Caps Lock.
rsunshine2020 13
Lol agreed
axelrave 3
Don't worry 65 a lot of these commenters have no life and being able to thumbs down or thumbs up someone else's comment makes them feel like they are some important critic and ppl care what they have to say. ????
axelrave 3
Also I was the one that thumbs down my comment.
rsunshine2020 13
Haha that's what I was going for... Too Many haters here though :/
MicMic_fml 7
22 - damn it* And do take a chill pill..