Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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frankq555 3
That makes two of us
MrBrightside21 20
Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me... Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.
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Comments (221)
jenmusic 0
I'll be your friend :)
AidenSurvival 7
I can has new friend? :D
texas_cowboi316 1
Welcome to the club, it gets lonely in here
Blake3815 0
friends and family are just people who know enough about you to do you wrong easy
flutter4 7
I agree with you
gravy4u 5
Don't worry, I do the same thing...
Xoxobeauty 0
Ill spend time with you :)
Eiregal2 10
aw pet! if you were in cork I'd happily be friends with you. I do the exact same thing as you. cinema alone,library,a nice meal. all that jazz,because I honestly prefer it to human cqmpany,I have lots of friends who gladly understand my ways
jayhawkchik 4
Dude, I have friends that I don't WANT to see, just because I prefer being by myself. The grass is always greener.
larouche362 10
Then your introverted.. You only get your energy by being by yourself... Extroverted people like me tend to get alot of our energy from hanging out with large groups or a few really loud and hyper friends.
GuyFluteBandGeek 0
Ha