Today, I tried Ambien for the first time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes for excessively rambling emails about getting together for some naked Twister. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Trippin'
Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML
Is everything OK?
Today, I woke up to strange texts from friends asking if I was OK, and asking what happened last night. Apparently, I texted my close friends contact list a rambling love letter to pizza before going to bed. I'm never taking Ambien BEFORE getting into bed again. FML
Ambien nights
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
The truth
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Spooked
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML
Rough night
Today, I went to bed early, proud of myself for being responsible. However, I lay there wide awake replaying every awkward moment from the past ten years, including things no one else can possibly remember. I checked the clock at 3:47 AM and had to wake up at 6. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Drugged?
Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML
Mr Hyde comes out at night
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
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worldclassrager 41
Just don't do drugs...
moonsalt 20
What about us? Are we invited? c:
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worldclassrager 41
Just don't do drugs...
xlord 27
can I still use my asthma puffer or take panadol?
worldclassrager 41
If prescribed yea sir you can...
BradyT918 9
I don't see why ambien( commonly known as Zolpidem Tartrate) would cause that type of reaction. Adverse reactions are Headaches, amnesia, complex sleep related behavior, depression, dizziness, hangover, lethargy, sleep disorder. But nothing like what you described. Copied from :2014 nursing drug handbook, LWW
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"Try" Ambien. Got to admit, that really does make it sound like an illegal drug, which it isn't meant to be...
BradyT918 9
It's possible he was just prescribed it and he "trying it" for the first time. And what's wrong with my previous post?
Brittneyyyy 7
Sleep walking and doing other things while asleep (such as driving, calling people, etc) without remembering it the next day is very common. I have a friend who took an ambien and woke up in her car in front of her boyfriend's house one morning... Just saying, this is definitely a FYL for OP!
Brittneyyyy 7
#33 I'm surprised the book you referenced wouldn't say anything about doing strange things and not remembering it the next day. I studied pharmacology for a few years (currently studying to be a nurse) so I know quite a bit about drugs. This is a very well known side effect of sleep medications, especially Ambien. Perhaps the book is a bit outdated?
cmayer 20
Idk. "Complex sleep related behavior" sounds like sleepwalking and whatnot to me. But that might just be bc I walk, talk, scream, sometimes all three at once, and I find it a very complex behavior. Especially since I am aware of everything I'm doing but I can't stop myself.
kaitlynjane 28
I used to take Ambien a few years back for about a month or two. My doc wanted me to take it every night for a while to see if it would help. It never really did. What it did do, however, was give me some of the weirdest "trips" I've ever experienced. (In highschool I did a lot of recreational drugs.) The "high" I got from Ambien more often than not was insane.
Brittneyyyy 7
#41 I suppose that's open to interpretation. I read that to mean like it messes with sleep cycles or something. And it's hard for people to sleep without Ambien when they've been on it for a long period of time. You could be correct too though.
dingleberrysteve 6
not the craziest thing someone on ambien has done
jenn1808 16
@29, lots of people have symptoms very similar to being drunk when using ambien. It makes me groggy but not sleepy. My friend even has vivid hallucinations when using it. Needless to say, neither of us use it any more
BradyT918 9
The book is the 2014 edition. I work in a chemical dependency and mental health facility. Been here for a few years. Always worked overnights. Through my time here many have taking ambien and I have never hear of, read or seen someone exhibit similar symptoms as the OP.
glabberfasted 16
Adverse reactions to Ambien are very well known amongst healthcare providers, and most I've met won't even prescribe it anymore because of that. I've heard of the weirdest things people have done on it. My father took it a long time ago, and I once woke up to him coming into my room and trying to climb into my closet.
prinncess00 16
Damn, are you a time traveler #60?
niallo 23
I'm a nurse and can tell you for a fact Ambien can give you the reaction OP described. I had a patient try to smash through a plate glass window with a chair on the second floor while trying to escape. I've had patients climb out of bed and break hips (they couldn't walk to begin with), scream and shout, and others are just violent. The older you are, the worse it is. We are VERY careful when giving out that med.
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With all this talk of sleep aids, I really miss the days when I had trouble falling asleep. My productivity was at an all-time high.
BrandiLush 31
I've been taking Ambien the last few months and go lay down after 30 minutes because I get really good ideas like washing my car in the rain at midnight if I don't.
BobbieH 19
Complex sleep related behavior means what the OP described. It refers to many behaviors but the primary one is "sleep activity"; cooking, emailing and texting and even driving are all common. If you're studying to be a nurse, you need to gain a better understanding of your material if you want to be successful.
moonsalt 20
What about us? Are we invited? c:
raphanne_fml 33
#30 *insert "If you know what I mean" meme*
\ 28
For an enhanced experience, pour some Tempera paint on each of the color sections before playing. :)
JMichael 26
I gotta get in on this. Where's it at?!
Chumbowamba 10
im game as long as moonsalt and op are playing :P
thatonegirlnic 10
Guess it didn't help too much with the whole sleep issue.
SuperGrover10 20
I had to take Ambien for awhile in high school, and I always felt rested the next morning (even though I'd sleepwalk and try to cook/drive/whatever... Don't worry, my mother always stopped me from doing all of that, so there was never a chance for me to injure anyone). I once, apparently, started singing like the children do in horror movies about the “thing in my closet." I guess I freaked out my family enough to have them stop letting me take the Ambien. The “gremlins coming grin the fireplace" was the last straw for them. I never remembered anything the next morning and felt like I'd slept for days.
WhitneyAndGdrago 10
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ajh557 22
That's a tangled situation you have over their
worldclassrager 41
There*
beehardxcore 26
That might be the most awkward reunion ever.
olpally 33
Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Haha, that's a crazy thing to email your Ex's about playing twister. Several people may get their eyes poked out.
cosicosei 22
Email was your first reaction? I was definitely thinking text or call...
MrsPegg 45
23: The post said email... It's ok, we all misread FML's at one time or another ;)
cosicosei 22
Bahah oh my, I apologize guys, I must've been half asleep or something. I've turned into the people I hate on this site... *shudder*
Zebediabolical 45
Sounds like fun. Where can I get some?
Nohman 14
If at least one of them says yes, it was a success. If they don't, you can easily blame it on the Ambien. Win-win situation!
sethicles1 2
yeah whats the worst that can happen there? *ex comes to house with gun* or even better. *cops show up with court date* lol.
yukumariooo 11
You're first time is your last as well, I imagine?
worldclassrager 41
Your*